Oh, Bob. Such an otherworldly way with words, those blessed early days when he had less control over his horny desires.

They'd come out ever so rarely in his lyrics. We cherish them...

"Snakes & Ladders" could be "Sneks & Steps".

Made In China. > Military Industrial Complex.

I remember when people were saying the cast of "Beverly Hills 90210" were too old to play college kids.

Now, college kids actually look middle aged, and the cast look way better at the time.

"Junk Food" is what Chinese sailors ate on their junks.

Also, "Thank you for your cervix."

When people undergo surgeries, the doctors rely on the body's natural ability to heal itself to recover from the operation.

How ironic.

With the upcoming cybernetic implants, like neuralink, they rely on the body to do the other half of the job, integrating the implants.

Pizzas and Cheesy Breadsticks are like delicious hobos living in cardboard boxes.

No wonder you like them soo much, Fannie.

LOL. "Pizzazz" is pizza with an azz.

"Casanova" means "new house".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giacomo_Casanova

"a lawyer, clergyman, military officer, violinist, con man, pimp, gourmand, dancer, diplomat, spy, politician, medic, medic, mathematician,
social philosopher, cabalist, playwright, and writer."
Quite a busy life... He even "dug up a freshly buried corpse to play a practical joke on an enemy and exact revenge" but unfortunately the victim "went into paralysis, never to recover."
Not the most hilarious joke, but possibly good revenge?
Pretty good Wikipedia entry... lol imagine if this dude had Instagram and TikTok

(05-12-2024, 11:51 AM)Dark Dick Wrote: "Casanova" means "new house".

When the unguent of a witch was ineffective at stopping his nosebleeds as a child, he had to go live in a new house :(

(05-12-2024, 07:27 PM)GXT Wrote: imagine if this dude had Instagram and TikTok

Prolly would've gotten banned... but 1700s rules seemed different, so not sure.

(04-13-2024, 03:18 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: Pizzas and Cheesy Breadsticks are like delicious hobos living in cardboard boxes.

No wonder you like them soo much, Fannie.

Dickie, that is DEEP deep. DEEEEEEP.

Living.

(05-12-2024, 07:27 PM)GXT Wrote: Pretty good Wikipedia entry... lol imagine if this dude had Instagram and TikTok

His name was Zane Greene...



(Kidding. Kinda.)

When you're balls deep, your balls get kissed by both assholes.

I MEEEEHEHEHEHEHEEEEAAAAANNNNN.

https://reginaldjuice.tumblr.com/post/73...9267816448

LOL. "The Poonies."

"Safe Sex", is sex inside a big safe, a big treasure chest, or a bank vault.

I paused a YouTube video yesterday, and when I came back to watch it, it paused at 11111 seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0xg9qxoz-M&t=11111s

I just watched another YouTube Video I paused yesterday. It was paused at 11111 seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbkHR1Wd91A&t=11111s