What'dy'all think??

Time to take up drinkin'?

I'm thinkin' I wanna start drinkin' some of them thar GIRLY alcoholic beverages...

You know, the wine cooler thingies.

Not like literally right now.

No day drinking, we ain't that far gone.

Talking strictly a nightly thing here.

Right??

We're all adults...

Ain't nothin' wrong with DRANKiN'.

It's a totally normal adult activity to engage in.

It's normaler than sex.

Very accessible.

I'MA TURN BACK MY MATTRESS AND LET YOU OIL MY SPRINGS

2:01 holy shit roflmfao LMFAO.

Now that's a damn good time right there. Holy shit.

Whew.

See, this is the kinda shit you listen to while you're tipsy.

That shit'll give you a contact buzz.

I can feel that fizzy, girly wine cooler goodness in my mouth already.

I ain't talkin' no White Claw shit either son hell naw.

I'm talkin' REAL SHIT.

Like Truly or some hard cider.

Like that Angry Orchard shit.

I ain't ever had no White Claw.

I'm NOT that kind of girl.

Recently I had a large bottle of wine which I diluted with grape juice and drank over the course of 3 weeks or so whilst watching the X-Files before bedtime.

I want something a little more exciting this time.

I considered brandy but...

I feel like that's more a winter kind of drink.

I always cut my brandy with maple syrup. I don't feel like downing a bunch of maple syrup right now and the shit is just so nasty without it.

At least those girly wine cooler drinks are palatable.

Anybody wanna go to the store and get this shit for me??

I thought about having it delivered but then I was like DAMN, REALLY??

*smh*

If I'm gonna drink, I have to at least do the responsible, adult thing and go to the store and get that shit myself.