He is a total idiot, it's true...

He got super drunk or something earlier today and he thought he was banned.

Epic foreshadowing I suppose.

I am a bit tired of his shit, admittedly.

He is very annoying and PMs me too often.

Fungus is Australian...

I think that's all that really needs to be said about him.

The funny part is that he thinks I'll miss him...

I'll go ahead and let you in on a little secret, Fungi...

I don't mind it when people I actually like send me too many PMs...

;)

Zane's streaming from the new phone, looks good as FUCK!!! You can tell it's a super stable stream!!! 4 bars bitch!!! Woot!!!

Zane's in this hella badass bigass pavilion place that's kind of amazing. Looks like a righteous place to have a picnic or some shit.

"HOBO CRIBS"... ROFLMAOLOL.

Circa 28:00 Zane smells his own underwear. 29:00 LMAO Zane is gonna give me his baby blue Bible!!! So romantic!!!

1:02:00 Kathy is MONEY BAGS. She just dropped another $300 on Zane, DAMMMNNN. Kathy is the sugar momma that we all prayed for Zane to have. That's AMAZING.

1:17:00 Zane called Kathy on the phone on live to thank her for the donations, and she sounds like such a nice lady... love you Kathy!!!

1:25:00 God that was amazingly heartwarming... sigh. I love Zane's community. This is fucking amazing and everybody thinks so.

1:35:00 LMAO Zane is giving out his old phone number to the whole chat because he's still got service on his old phone ROFLMAO.

1:40:00 Charles the troll called into Zane's show! Bwahahaha! It was actually kind of a precious convo, not gonna lie, it was low key heart warming.

1:58:00 Zane just talked to our arch enemy Stephanie!!! She sounds like a really nice chick!!! Zane has stolen the hearts of dozens of women so far!!!

Dude Zane's call in show is fun as fuck!!!

Sigh, the fucking police are there again...



So obnoxious.

Whoever keeps calling the police wasting their time needs to fucking go to jail for breaking federal fucking law.

There's like 5 cops and an annoying chick cop too.

LMAO Zane is so popular people are calling left and right on his phone too.

I can't wait til Zane is so fucking famous that cops all over the nation have heard of him... BECAUSE he's FUCKING FAMOUS.

Zane is the greatest and the haters are just jealous they don't have the love and support that Zane has.

What a fucking badass... fucking love this guy.

Zane "Homefree" Greene...

Absolute total complete fucking legend.

Zane hitting us up again so soon! At least I got in a nice dance break before he came back on.

LMFAOLOL... as soon as I tune in I see Zane digging into a nasty public ashtray.

ROFLMAO.

Epic gold.

It's been really fun hanging out with Zane on this bench outside of WalMart.

48:00 dude oh my God it's a fucking TARANTULA.

Whoa, who the fuck would have thought there would be a legit tarantula in Arkansas, OMG.

1:07:30 awwwe, Mack's so cute. I'm so proud of Mack, he's such a good dog.

1:14:00 Camp Goonies is on the phone saying that they're gonna come out and get Zane and bring him back to the Slabs. LOL... Hobo Army to the rescue! Apparently they want him to help them work on a solar panel project. I just love electricians!

1:41:00 ROFL him trying to find somewhere in the woods to sleep and it's all thorns and shit. This is just fucking crazy. He's trying to find a reasonable spot. Zane in the fucking bushes at WalMart, LMFAO. Holy hell. Apparently the police are after him AGAIN.

Jesus dude, can't a hobo just find a nice sparse patch of woods to call it a night without the fucking fuzz butting in FFS!?

Probably the most entertaining motherfucker who ever lived. Honestly.

1:52:00 oh my God Zane's gonna take a shit on cam!!!

Dude oh my God Zane is literally attempting to cut a loaf of brown in this public bathroom on fucking livestream, I am OBSESSED.

Wow. I just...

It's...

It's legendary. Absolutely fucking legendary. Zane is so legendary we need to invent NEW WORDS for how unbelievably fucking epic he is.

Just a hobo, hanging out with no less than 80 of his closest friends at any given time of the day... no less than 80 people, in the middle of the night, and the stream gets like 200 people during the day. I dunno I've never counted the highest it gets. Zane is about to snowball in popularity, exponential growth from here.

Everyone in the livestream chat agrees... Zane has stolen everyone's hearts. Men and women alike, smitten by this hobo heart throb. What an adventure.

Zane's hobo grillin' at the park!

Joann is on her way to pick up Zane as we speak.

ROFL people are walking by cat-calling our hobo hottie!!!

24:00 talking about going to Tijuana with Cal, LMFAO!!!

I just gotta be honest, I'm not excited about any of Zane's upcoming adventures.

None of this shit sounds like fun to me... at all.

I'm sure Zane will be able to make it fun though... hell he managed to make Arkansas fun, if he can do that, he can do anything.

27:00 LMFAO there are flies all over the food, this is nasty, ROFL.

30:00 how the fuck is the meat supposed to cook when it's wrapped up in an onion and some bacon???

I don't like the whole wrapped up meat approach, I think it really takes away from getting a desirable kinda finish on the meat.

38:00 dude that fire ain't even gonna be able to cook that freakin' meat y'all!!!

Awwwe, poor Zane is tired today, he had a rough night's sleep because he got to it so late.

1:42:00 LMFAO these people calling into the Zane show.

1:51:00 he starts saying some interesting stuff about the Masons and recruitment.

I can't do any timestamping after the first 1:59:59 apparently... fuck it, those timestamps are probably all off anyway.

LMFAO holy fuck apparently Zane pulled a pistol on people at the Slabs last time he was there and they made him buttchug vodka as a punishment!?!

The whole chat is trolling me about not calling into the Zane show and then even Zane started taunting me about not having phone service, which is LIES!!! Don't make me pull a Joann and post that shit publicly!!! Have my phone number and my address on my damn YouTube page, LMFAOOO!!!

LMFAOLOLOL at all these dudes calling in saying they're Lexi... this is fucking hilarious. Dude how fucking long are Zane and Joann gonna sit here before they get their asses on the road? Camp Goonies will fuckin' be there before they start heading off, LMAO.

the goonies are eating zane balls and mack is jealous 

Alrighty well, I despise myself for saying this and the mere utterance makes me wanna throw in the towel...

But truth is my religion and honesty is how I roll...

That Camp Goonies guy in the Superman shirt is sexy as fuck, it’s something in the way he moves.

I’m taking a hammer to my phone right now and probably never gonna talk again.

I need to turn away and stop watching all this because Zane is totally warping my sexuality.

*gathers all desktop computers, laptops, tablets and other mobile devices into pile, lights on fire*

*camps outside nearest nunnery til they have mercy and take me in*

Zane’s audio is hella bad in the Gooniesmobile!!!

It’s always bad when he’s in a vehicle... why the heck is that?

He should just stop attempting to livestream it, ain’t nobody got time to watch a 20 hr. drive back to Slab City anyway.

That RV or whatever is nice as FUUUCK. What’s the deal with that? I don’t watch people at the Slabs so I dunno what kinda resources they have... but I get the idea these guys specifically ain’t fucking around.

There’s something happening here... what it is ain’t exactly clear.

Very interesting...

They’re about to make sammiches.

This RV is pimping.

Wonder how Zane feels inside right now?

I feel his essence and it is familiar...

Zane is the good kind of Scorpio man.

Not common.

I think this Superman guy’s name is Mike...

He’s got a great sense of humor too.

Hell, he might be a Scorpio. Or maybe he’s a Gemini. Something innately attractive.

LMFAO, I’m naked in bed watching the Goonies livestream trying to guess star signs...

This is just fucked. Zane has warped my life.

This is making me horny as fuck.

Ooh are Gemini’s innately attractive? I’ve never heard that before. *whines* do my birthday thingy....please? [Redacted for privacy]

Mike is cute. I always thought that, boring as fuck but cute. Yanno who else seems like a cutie Boston Brown, I think that’s his name. He seems like a real guys guy.