He was so fucking gorgeous, had beautiful brown eyes and a wonderful smile.

Want him so bad.

I want to marry a man like that.

I want to marry a cop.

He can handcuff me and smack me around and give me a nice throat massage...



*deep sigh*

Cops are so hard though...

It’s hard enough to tell a stranger you’re in love with them, let alone a cop.

Isn’t that like illegal and stuff??

My eyes said it though...

I know my eyes said it.

Hopefully you got really nervous and were forced to get out and walk the line . Then i imagined he felt your whole body as your hands were on hood.Then a cavity search and toss you in his cruiser

Were you dressed like a zebra?

I PASSED on the RIGHT?!

This post is extremely difficult to respond to for some reason. I know 'cause I spent 15 minutes on this measly reply, plus I'm trying to escape some insomnia-causing guilt by immersing myself in other peoples' thoughts. Maybe cops just aren't my thing. Or i'm too schizo and nothing would make sense right now anyway. Oh well. Remember to brush.

Whoa dude, I had no idea you were even a member! That’s pretty rad!

I have the biggest crush on this cop that came to my house last time my alarm went off when I thought I was getting robbed. He was so hot, I still think about him sometimes if you know what I mean, but I was in my nightie and my hair was all messy, so I felt kind of shy but damn...that uniform!!!

(08-21-2018, 02:53 PM)Trix Wrote: He was so fucking gorgeous, had beautiful brown eyes and a wonderful smile.

Want him so bad.

I want to marry a man like that.

I want to marry a cop.

He can handcuff me and smack me around and give me a nice throat massage...



*deep sigh*

Maybe you'll have to move to Idaho after all. 


Did he give you a ticket or did he let you go? Why didn't you slip him your digits with your driver's license?

(08-21-2018, 08:16 PM)Trix Wrote: Whoa dude, I had no idea you were even a member! That’s pretty rad!

Heheh. First time posting! Had an account for a while, for the lurks (although I guess I didn't need it). Something about this place seems off in a homely kind of way~

Oh this happened in Oregon...

He asked if I was moving there.

He totally wanted me, I know it.

God he was so sexy.

I would love to be dominated by a man like that.

(08-21-2018, 08:48 PM)Kitty Wrote: Did he give you a ticket or did he let you go?

He let me go...

He could tell I’m just a sweet girl all lost out in this big world without the firm grip of a man...

On the real though, I look like a crazyperson.

He probably just felt bad for me.

I could tell he wanted to let me into his heart...

Alas, we were being recorded, so he had to let the opportunity pass and be professional.

Damn the system, making us human animals play some silly roles when all we really want to do is find desirable mates and fuck.

(08-21-2018, 09:38 PM)Malal Wrote: seems off in a homely kind of way~

Dude that’s probably the most bang on description of me ever.

(08-22-2018, 12:29 AM)Trix Wrote: Dude that’s probably the most bang on description of me ever.

By the way, I noticed you're being followed by Peter Caine, dog trainer and disagreeable internet oddball extraordinaire - are you aware of him? Bit of a personality. I like his content sometimes.

edit: i realize now that this sounds like i'm actually him, and trying to get attention. this is not the case. I have a different channel. x_x

(08-21-2018, 11:05 PM)Trix Wrote: Oh this happened in Oregon...

He asked if I was moving there.

He totally wanted me, I know it.

Yep sounds like it

ATTENTION: Trix and her marry band of misfit's have been roaming state to state violating man after man.
Here is just one of her victims!

(08-23-2018, 05:38 PM)Jbrd03 Wrote: ATTENTION: Trix and her marry band of misfit's have been roaming state to state violating man after man.
Here is just one of her victims!

Fungi are you this poor man? Lol

(08-27-2018, 05:25 AM)Jbrd03 Wrote: Fungi are you this poor man? Lol

Naawwww that ain't me that is Mr Miagi talking in a girls voice hahahahahaha wtf?