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fuck my cats look depressed - yolanda - 06-18-2020
yesterday the 4 year old female pushed out the screen on the second floor window
the 6 month old male who is full of hijinx has infected the bitch and she wants the hell out
to be a real cat , that's enough lockdown ...let the chips fall
goodbye to you kitty
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Master Oblivious - 06-20-2020
Sin is a waste.
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Mister Obvious - 06-20-2020
I'M SURE IT'LL BE FINE.
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Mister Obvious - 06-20-2020
THO.
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Mister Obvious - 06-20-2020
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Mister Obvious - 06-20-2020
It's never ideal to fall from a great height but sometimes what's gotta be done's gotta be done.
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Mister Obvious - 06-20-2020
Where did I advocate for that whole personal parachute thing...
(06-14-2017, 05:55 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If people are going to live in high rises they need to invent some kind of parachute to jump out with.
Or something. God. I mean seriously? Humanity wants to colonize space but it can't even accomplish a high rise parachute?
Pathetic.
Seriously, humankind wants to GO TO FUCKINGGG SPACE.
And the PERSONAL PARACHUTE isn't a thing yet??
Really??
Woooooooooow.
Humanity is just completely doing it wrong.
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Mister Obvious - 06-20-2020
EVERYONE should have a personal parachute.
They should be THAT inexpensive and common.
It should be THAT commonplace.
EVERYONE should carry one everywhere.
They don't have to be designed to be bulky.
They don't have to be 90 yards of material.
It's all about buffering, that's it...
It's never gonna be about avoiding calamity entirely.
If the situation warrants a personal parachute, you're gonna wanna fuckin' have one.
Humanity just needs to step it up, get on it.
How would you carry around a personal parachute? What shape would it come in?
Well, it could probably come in a cane size width and length, probably a little fat.
It could be like a Swiss Army knife, but cane style.
Cane, sword, something. Poster container. Lol.
We'll have to normalize walking with cane/sword/parachute "multi-tools".
They can be super stylish, I promise.
Also used as staves when you're hiking.
It's a brilliant idea.
And if you're hiking then you MIGHT legit need a damn parachute anyways?!
I know. It's brilliant.
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Mister Obvious - 06-20-2020
The Personal Parachute™
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Mister Obvious - 06-20-2020
Now you might be thinking...
"Ummm, aren't ALL parachutes personal?"
Well yeah, only in this case, we're talking about REALLY REALLY personal.
So personal that you can carry it around as a cane/staff/walking stick and EVEN A SWORD.
Now, you might be asking yourself...
Where would the sword part go if you had to suddenly use it as a parachute?
It's either gonna have to be GUARANTEED to stay put during chute deployment, or we're gonna have to get rid of it altogether.
I am just saying.
Most peoples' personal parachutes aren't gonna have a full on sword in them, but I think they SHOULD be made possible nonetheless, for people who wanted the option.
But only if it could be guaranteed that the sword stays in place while it's a parachute.
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Mister Obvious - 06-20-2020
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RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Mister Obvious - 06-20-2020
Safety first, folks.
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Devastatia - 06-20-2020
(06-20-2020, 03:58 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: EVERYONE should have a personal parachute.
They should be THAT inexpensive and common.
It should be THAT commonplace.
EVERYONE should carry one everywhere.
You mean like the yellow vests in France?
When they have a mass uprising, should they all pull their ripcords in unison?
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Devastatia - 06-20-2020
(06-20-2020, 04:05 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: "Ummm, aren't ALL parachutes personal?"
Nope. The Apollo astronauts had three men per parachute.
And some airplanes have drogue chutes to slow them down when they land.
Sometimes freight and military equipment are dropped at a delivery site by parachute.
If you had your own personal Apollo spaceship, airplane, freight, or military equipment, then yeah, that could be considered a personal parachute. But generally, no.
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Guest - 06-20-2020
She just wants us all wearing backpacks like dora.
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Master Oblivious - 06-20-2020
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Devastatia - 06-20-2020
I literally just noticed that MO's avatar is animated!
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Mister Obvious - 06-20-2020
Fkn lol!
It's my Christmas AV, I just never took it off...
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Devastatia - 06-20-2020
So you've had it since Christmas, and I never noticed?
I'm sorry, MO. I really should lavish moar attention upon you and your doings.
RE: fuck my cats look depressed - Master Oblivious - 06-20-2020
(06-20-2020, 10:16 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Fkn lol!
It's my Christmas AV, I just never took it off...
Christmas of what year? That avatar has some years on it as I remember it.