Whore (1991) Review & Commentary

[Mister Obvious]

WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whore_(1991_film)

LOL I have nooooo intention of actually watching this whole movie. I'll watch it for a lil bit though. I found this while I was recently commentating on some hooker documentaries...

http://www.sectual.com/thread-5439.html

LMFAOOOOOO this opening song, WTFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:18 - 2:22 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Uuuuuhhhmmmmmm. I'm guessing it's either gonna be hard to top that and this is probably the best part of the entire movie, OR... the whole fucking thing is gonna be full of shit like this!

2:24 this... fucking scene is. Legendary? Is that the right word? I think that's the right word.

3:05 - 3:17 holy shit. I meeeeeaaaaaaan. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. If the movie continues to be this fucking legendary I MIGHT actually make it through the whole thing.

AND THEN she turns around and BREAKS THE FOURTH FUCKING WALL?!?!?!?!?!?!? You GOTTA be fucking kidding me... holy hell y'all, I'ma tell you what, I DID NOT expect this.

3:35 this lady is honestly a HORRIBLE actress, but it's like it doesn't even matter because somehow they make it work.

4:02 bahahahaha WHAT THE FUCK ISSSS THIIIIIIS!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!

4:58... dude. This. Just. Gets WEIRDER.

6:38 I read a little bit about the plot before watching it, and somewhere it was described as a "drama"... like, I'm having a HARD TIME PICTURING HOW IN THE FUCK they're gonna be able to pull off ANYTHING even REMOTELY SERIOUS in this movie.

7:30 dude... this movie is WILD.

8:40 they're gonna do the super dramatic scene as a flashback?? Okay? Right. And it's a fucking young ginger dude driving? What the fuck. 

9:20 - 9:32 this... I mean, honest to God, it may be one of the greatest movies ever made.

10:12 wow man... what a fucking trip. I mean, this is just one of the weirdest fucking movies I've ever seen.

11:00 LOL who the fuck is thiiiiis???!!!

11:55 what a thoughtful ho! LOL I like this scene, how she's just walking around, thinking the narration.

14:28 BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

19:18 LMFAOOOO this chick grows on you. I ain't gonna lie.

23:30 the scene between the dude and this chick is pretty interesting. The way they portray him as someone who tries to be "classy" and flubs it.

29:08 LOL that is so mindlessly fucking gross.

30:35 this movie LMFUCKINGGGGAAAAAOOOOOO. 

31:19 LMAO. Oh my God.

I'm gonna say it right fucking now...

This is a great movie.

34:21... a GREAT movie.

35:50 I mean listen to this BALLER music.

40:16 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOO my God.

41:45 LOL fucking wow. 

52:13 LMFAO so fucking weird and random, so amazing.

53:47 - 54:02 what a great fucking movie.

1:02:48 LMFAO this is awesome.

1:03:51 seriously, watch this shit and TRY not to laugh. I tried, and it gets me every time. Just when I think it won't get weirder, it gets weirder and I crack the fuck up.

1:05:40 this fucking movieeeeeeee.

1:07:47 I found this purse contents scene kind of interesting, for vague reasons I can't really pinpoint. I like that seashell compact, that's kinda cool. The troll doll, interesting. 

1:14:35 - 1:14:54 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fucking wow.

1:17:00 LMFAO I knew that was gonna happen. I mean honestly, you haven't lived until somebody's died having sex with you. 

1:17:15 "What the fuck are you kissing him for?!" BWAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY fucking hell, can this movie get any more fucking weird and twisted? LMFAOOOOOO.

1:19:20 OH HOHO HOHOHOHO HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1:19:50 fucking love this guy. He's like a guardian angel... you don't catch that until late in the film. At least I didn't.

Honestly? A very interesting movie, quite funny, unrelentingly weird, and I really did not see any of that coming.

[Mister Obvious]

I see the video was only uploaded in August so it's unlikely that particular upload will last long on the platform.

This particular upload started at the gears/keyhole Lionsgate company intro, then at 0:21 in this specific upload "Trimark Pictures Presents" comes on the screen.

That should help ballpark the timestamps for future reference.

[Guest]

I have nooooo intention of actually watching this whole movie.

what a great fucking movie.

You're a dipshit. I'm totally gonna watch this movie now.

[Mister Obvious]

It's 100% worth it. Especially on a weekend when you have no obligations and are feeling in the mood for something lightweight.

[Guest]

its fun watching dirty movies with mama mo , I kind of like to imagine mo working all cheerful like at big truck stops across the nation that's why its good to remodel your sleeper so its nice and romantic nice lighting and cushions

[Mister Obvious]

I love you.

[Guest]

It's 100% worth it. Especially on a weekend when you have no obligations and are feeling in the mood for something lightweight.

Watching it now!

[Guest]

2:24 Russell looks like Rebecca De Mornay in some of her slutty older films.

[Guest]

4:00





I can already see this is gonna be a fun film!

[Mister Obvious]

It really is quite fun...

I was very surprised.

[Guest]

2:24  Russell looks like Rebecca De Mornay in some of her slutty older films.

5:26 She also sort of reminds me of Donna Mills from Knots Landing and Audrey Landers from early Dallas.

[Guest]

I think the reason she reminds me of all those chicks is because they were all fucking whores.

[Mister Obvious]

She doesn't remind me of anybody but as the movie progressed I realized I recognized her from other roles she's played, can't remember what they were though.

[Guest]

7:48 @ these 2 old fucks in blue shirts driving the van.

[Guest]

8:54 Now she looks like Kathleen Turner.

[Guest]

19:03 Them tiddies tho'.