Bacon: The truth is...

[Booze Allen]

Living with other people just inspires co-dependency anyways...

It's unfair/thoughtless to take care of people all the time, you could die and they'd be clueless and helpless.

Abandoning people is for their own good.

This is what she tells herself anyway
However those poor toddlers she left with her ex did learn to cook and clean at an early age

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

Some bacon tastes a lot like ham and I really wonder why.

[Dreamz]

Lololol


I moved to Colorado for two reasons

Weed and plenty of bacon

[Mister Obvious]

WELL JUST GO AHEAD AND BRAG ABOUT HOW GREAT YOUR LIFE IS WHY DON'T YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dreamz]

LMAO, it's okay

[:D]

[Mister Obvious]

Bacon is an anti-depressant, okay, and that's the God's honest truth.

[Mister Obvious]

I think we need to carry on a longstanding, highly informational discussion about the importance of bacon.

There's A LOT of propaganda against bacon out there if you just do a standard Google search...

OF COURSE they don't want us to know that bacon is a sheer and utter miracle.

It's not easy to find information about the miracle of bacon...

Let's change that.

[Bump]

This thread spoke to me. Bacon. Thin slices of heaven. I feel bad for any person who thinks 2 slices is an adequate amount. Probably the same weirdos who think turkey bacon is some kind of suplimental option. The reason i have empathy for drug addicts stems from my almost ,sexual, desire for bacon. Crispy, fulfilling, sexy sexy bacon. Bless my mouth hole with your existence.

[Mister Obvious]

The fat upon the bacon is the most delicious part.

[Mister Obvious]

I think about bacon often.

[Hardstud]

I think about bacon often.

[Dark Dick]

[Smoothie Queen]

I can live without bacon. MO you can have all my bacon.

[Smoothie Queen]

Ewww the fat is the worst part! You can’t even chew it.

[Mister Obvious]

Gurl that's just fucked up.

Have you always felt this way??

[Smoothie Queen]

I think so? Plus like then the house smells like bacon grease the rest of the day. It’s very imposing.

[Mister Obvious]

Hmmm...

I know other people who feel that way.

I can't understand it, but, it's real.

[Mister Obvious]

So do you have a lot of smoothies??

Are you one of those super health conscious granola eatin' fuckers??

You're not a hiker are you??

Sandal wearer??