Sometimes blueberries taste like weed.

[Mister Obvious]

I have some in oatmeal I just made and they taste like definite weed.

[Mister Obvious]

It's probably because of the oatmeal that they taste that way though.

[zenba]

like garden weed or cannabis? cannabis strains vary greatly and some contain the same terpenes that fruits such as blueberries do.

[Mister Obvious]

Cannabis!

Wow that makes so much sense then!

[Mister Obvious]

Whoa that is so cool.

[Guest]

Some cannabis tastes like blueberries. That loud, pungent shit that knocks you on your ass after a couple of tokes.

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

If you roll that blueberry tasting shit, you have to smoke it right away. Otherwise it'll clog up the wrapper and you won't be able to get it lit.

[Mister Obvious]

OooOoooOoo baby... I like this kinda talk outta you!

[Guest]

OooOoooOoo baby... I like this kinda talk outta you!

Outta me especially? Or just this kinda talk?

[Mister Obvious]

Out of youuuuu.

[Guest]

Out of youuuuu.

What's the gag? I know you don't lurve me dat much.

[Mister Obvious]

Hey I dunno, I can't expound on why, it just is what it is, I just feel/felt what I feel/felt.

[Guest]

Hey I dunno, I can't expound on why, it just is what it is, I just feel/felt what I feel/felt.

Feel or felt? Has our moment passed us by already, darling?

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

Are those blueberry pancakes?

I made blueberry pancakes once, and they turned out perfect. Beginner's luck, I guess.

[Mister Obvious]

Muahahaha, bwahahahaha!!!

[Guest]

I'm gonna get you high on some of that blueberry tasting cannabis, MO.

Then I'm gonna hold you down and tickle you.

You'll laugh so hard, it won't even cross your mind to wonder if you're about to get some surprise sex.

[Mister Obvious]

"Surprise sex" ROFL I love it!!!!!

[Guest]

"Surprise sex" ROFL I love it!!!!!

See, guys? Even rape can be exciting if you promote it properly!