I got carried away in a sexual experience just by looking at a picture of someone...

[Mister Obvious]

That was some crazy shit...

I DID NOT do it on purpose.

I was just looking at the picture and then literally felt my body moving (not any kind of sexual movement either) in this strong ocean/current motion...

And it was just this strong flash of sexual experience with this person, I was like holy fuck.

I had motion sickness, like actual sea sickness for a minute or so. Honestly I can still kinda feel it.

[Mister Obvious]

And I guess this person is pretty hot or whatever, but it's not somebody I have a history of being into or something.

[Guest]

I think that was low blood sugar, Mo.

[Mister Obvious]

I recovered fairly immediately though, and have never felt anything like it. So I don't think it was that!

[Dark Dick]

Were you eating a banana or hotdog or cucumber at the time?

[Mister Obvious]

[Dark Dick]

"A picture is worth a thousand wanks."

[Mister Obvious]

If a picture paints a thousand wanks, then why can't I wank you?