Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Guest]

also. zane will never be able to be a father to "his kids". he cant even put w real roof over his own head let alone care for innocent children. Priss was his biggest opportunity he will ever have. im sure there is more to that story as well. he probably did some really shady shit

[Mister Obvious]

Priss was his biggest opportunity he will ever have.

That sucks.

[Mister Obvious]

She wouldn't have been a good "stepmom" for the kids, she had a horrible personality... she probably would have been a total bitch to them, let's be real. I'm not hating, I'm just calling it like it is, like I always have and always will.

[Mister Obvious]

She's the type of person who treats people like a bitch by default whether she "means to" or not... which she probably does half the time. That's just my assessment of her and always has been, but I don't think I was ever gloves off honest about what I thought of her when they were together because nobody really wanted to shit all over Zane's chance at a "normal" life... even though we all knew it was boring as fuck and devoid of any true feelings.

[Mister Obvious]

Except for maybe shitty argumentative ones...

[Mister Obvious]

I'm super busy with other matters at the moment and don't have time to tip-toe around anybody's feelings as it relates to Zane or anything about his situation past, present or future.

[Guest]

She wouldn't have been a good "stepmom" for the kids, she had a horrible personality... she probably would have been a total bitch to them, let's be real. I'm not hating, I'm just calling it like it is, like I always have and always will.

at least she could feed them an put a roof over their head. zane cant even feed himself without ebegging for money. oh but ever time he gets ebeg money he "loses" acesss to it. every single time. for the last 3 years. he refuses to get a job, place to live, make any attempt to better himself. how many grand plans in the last 3 years has any even come close to finishing. Zane getting the kids or living with the kids isnt going to happen. Those innocent children should never have to suffer through life on zanes train wreck.

[Mister Obvious]

I wonder how old Zane will live to be.

[Guest]

I wonder how old Zane will live to be.

with no health insurance or a place to live he is one broken bone an infection away from death. Actually zane i have an idea for your next scam. break a bone or get sick. im sure the donos will roll
in like the santa anna winds. Then you can make it back to mexico and thennnnn raise money for a donkey and drink 2 dollar tequila.

[Sum Ting Wong]

MO you recently stated "you had an idea" of what Zane's future plans were.....

 Would you care to elaborate? 

 I've discussed my thoughts on the situation &      am curious as to yours.

Do you think he will stay sober & get custody of his children?  I mean, that was/is his MAIN mission!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I think Zane has established a pattern of getting with a woman who can take care of him and who is willing to entertain his ideas at least up to a certain point... and when things go south with one woman, he'll find another one.

Zane will essentially be a male gold digger.

But he's not looking for exorbitant riches like chicks supposedly do... he just needs someone who has enough and is willing.

Zane is good looking and fun, there's nothing wrong with him choosing to survive by using this method. Women do it all the time, so why can't Zane?

It'd be a fair trade off at least for a while for whatever lady out there who wants a piece and can verify he doesn't have any deadly communicable diseases...



I just hope the "history repeats itself" trend of getting with an incredibly boring, totally lackluster female will not be a theme.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean...

For Zane, being in his last relationship was better than being homeless...

But only up to a certain point.

He'll go through these periods of roughin' it...

Sometimes they can even last for a while.

But eventually he will always end up with a woman who will take care of him until he gets tired of her or vice versa.

Maybe he will have emotionally fulfilling experiences with some of these women...

Doubt it though. It'll probably always be a matter of you're her bitch, or she's TOO soft for you, or she's into you super hard but you find it gross and off-putting because you're not really into her that much but you have to put up with it cuz um homelessness.

It'd be nice if he could find someone fulfilling who can also provide for him.

[Mister Obvious]

https://imgur.com/a/yH9Lnba

That's a million dollar idea right there, get it baby.

[Mister Obvious]

Looks kinda small though.

[Mister Obvious]

The fuck?

Actually now that I look at it I realize I totally don't get it.

How long is that thing??

There's no way he can fit inside if he closes the bottom.

[Mister Obvious]

Okay well.

I'm confused, but that's still pretty cool.

[Mister Obvious]

He said the kids helped him to build his portable hobo hotel...

:(

He told the kids he's just doing it for YouTube so they wouldn't be all sad panda because daddy's threatened with homelessness at every point and turn.

[Guest]

He built that hobo diorama with his kids. Trying to ease the into the lifestyle , those kids have no idea they will be on the street soon jumping into trash bins. Big adventures for them !

[Mister Obvious]

I gotta keep up with global news right now but I might have something else to say later.

[Mister Obvious]

He built that hobo diorama with his kids. Trying to ease the into the lifestyle , those kids have no idea they will be on the street soon jumping into trash bins. Big adventures for them !

Dude I know...

I thought that was sorta sad man.