The Wuhan Coronavirus

[Mister Obvious]

Whenever I close my eyes, I see Steve Lookner's massive raging doom boner...

And I wonder, what did we do to end up in a timeline like this???

Usually I can remember all the markers for where things took a whack turn.

But with this, I really can't seem to trace it.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean, one thing's for certain, we can't stay here.

[Mister Obvious]

It's an undesirable timeline, we can't just STAY in it.

We have to take huge action right now to change it.

How many timelines does this little blip show up in??

How large of an area do we have to navigate around in spacetime??

Do we choose the timeline where it was all a massive ruse??

It would be preferable to an actual "plague" situation.

Do we choose the timeline where this is "just" a war??

Do we choose to try to go BACK in time?? How far? Too far and you run into another damn pandemic!

Has going back in time ever actually worked?? LOL... prolly not.

So, we should stick to the now or the future??

What the fuck kind of reality have we created where these options are even on the table??

This is a situation so whack that not only do we have to choose another timeline option, we also have to go forward into that timeline approaching the "future" in an entirely different way than we ever have before, and likely, an entirely different way than we had been planning to.

We HAVE to choose something else though... there's no other choice than to choose something else. This timeline leads to nowhere.

[Mister Obvious]

Did we hop off on this timeline trying to avoid an even worse timeline??

Is there a worse timeline than the threat of global mass death??

Did we jump off a timeline that was ACTUAL extinction level shit, like a huge massive asteroid strike or something??

Would nuke war be worse than a pandemic? I think so. Is that the timeline we chose this one over?

Well, nevertheless... I personally feel as though I've been a visitor in this warped, bizarre "Wuhan timeline" for long enough and I'm ready to change just about whatever I have to in order to get the fuck out of it.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean this is just stupid and I'm pretty sure nobody wants it and nobody decided to come here to experience that.

Look at all the pandemics in history... I'm sure we've all died from that bullshit once or twice.

I seriously doubt a whole lot of us came here to do that again... there are much funner ways to die.

I came here for something thrilling this time, not some weird stupid shit like a pandemic... ew.

[Mister Obvious]

Did we hop off on this timeline trying to avoid an even worse timeline??

I feel like we did, and that's pretty bad man.

That must have been some GNARLY shit.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm trying to remember WTF happened...

Like when did this occur.

It seems like it was AFTER Christmas though.

Hmmm.

What the hell was going on at that time??

I really don't even remember.

There are a few markers I recall...

I can't see their relevance though.

I can't see how any of us choosing timelines had anything to do with anything.

You know what though, I do feel like things suddenly changed back around that time.

Like you wake up one day and something is just different somehow.

I feel like this is an ever-changing situation too...

As though we are STILL jumping timelines.

We haven't stopped...

Some sort of calamity spans many timelines and we're trying to navigate around it.

It's ending us up in varying different versions of the one over-arching timeline where it's even possible for us to exist right now.

We're gonna have to do things we've never done before to get out of this rotten section of timelines.

We have to forge a path through this shitstorm into a better section of timelines, likely by taking actions and adopting behaviors which are unpredictable.

We have to take tangible, physical action in our personal/daily lives which demonstrate that we are forging a path out of this weird ridiculous timeline catastrophe.

I'm glad this timeline was here to continue our existence when we (apparently) needed it to be, and I honor it for that... but I think it's time to shake the dust off our boots and mosey along to another spacetime locale.

[Mister Obvious]

One thing I've noticed with this whole fudged spacetime neighborhood is that all the same people are here...

Though there are a few people who aren't so much.

The answer lies in who we haven't noticed in this timeline yet.

We know who IS here...

But who ISN'T here?

How do we feel about those people who are not showing themselves at this time?

TBH...

I'm not really digging who all decided to come and fuck around with this bungled bullshit.

I've seen some people I really liked running around in this timeline talkin' some shit.

Is it time to say fuck those fucking fuckers and dismiss them and everything they are as crap?

What does it say about me that I'm in this timeline??

Nonetheless, I have seen people who are WAAAY deep off in this timeline, and I dunno if they will be able to make the trip out of here.

This is a separation of a group of souls man.

Some of us are finally washing our hands of one another, and we're done with it for good.

Me?!

Pft...

I'm outta here and I don't care who does or doesn't come with me.

TBH, I think a lot of people are gonna have to hit the road alone.

I sense a lot of stubbornness in this tangled timeline.

I for one am not gonna be stubborn...

There was a time in history when I would have been stubborn and I would have chosen the wrong things, but not now.

[Mister Obvious]

I've learned a lot of things in the past few years...

I think I have simply grown apart from the soul family I used to travel with.

They're like stunted children who just never could rise above a certain level...

I blame early life traumas, and subsequent addictive personalities, hedonism, perversion.

But I just don't identify with that anymore, I think we're done...

I think we're just really done and it's time we go our separate ways, alas...

The decision seems to have been made for us.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that soul group will STAY in this ridiculous timeline...

I'm just saying, it's not my problem if they do, and I wouldn't put it past 'em because they have really been much too negative for much too long.

[Mister Obvious]

Negativity kills...

Corrodes the heart and therefore the lifeforce.

Turns it into a wretched, ugly thing in the process as well.

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

[Dark Dick]

I'm trying to remember WTF happened...

Like when did this occur.

It seems like it was AFTER Christmas though.

Hmmm.

What the hell was going on at that time??

I really don't even remember.

There are a few markers I recall...

About the time you started drinking brandy?

Also, "U.S. creates first ever coupled quantum dots"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPJDyy9lccs

[Mister Obvious]

About the time you started drinking brandy?

Hmmm...

There was the time period where I was baking a lot of cookies and watching Columbo a lot.

I started drinking the brandy just before the Columbo marathon and then almost every episode I watched mentioned brandy in it...



But I don't see why the brandy would be a bad thing. I stopped drinking it for the most part, I still do now and then but not that much.

Not sure what the significance of that time was, honestly.

That's why I think it was some kinda leap that was taken by basically everyone due to some super sudden circumstances.

Also, "U.S. creates first ever coupled quantum dots"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPJDyy9lccs

What the shit!?

[Dark Dick]

On top of that they also discovered a binary star system that's twisting the fabric of space and time and looks similar to the coupled quantum dots.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42mLmkJGkxw

[Mister Obvious]

But it's been doing that forever right?

It can't be a new development, everything in space takes like at least a million years.

It's a great example of how large a field of influence can be though.

[Dark Dick]

One thing about quantum physics is that the processes only happen when they are being observed by an outside party.

Maybe since they only now observed the star system it's effects are being felt. It could also have influenced the quantum dots.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh my God.

OF COURSE.

Remember back when they released that article like 6 or 7 years ago where they basically warned people not to observe space because by doing so they could change/destroy it?

I have no idea where that article is or what the wording was but that was the bottom line.

[Dark Dick]

Your subconscious could have sensed something was going to happen and used the brandy to ease you into this timeline.

I've never seen that article. The way things are going it probably doesn't exist in this timeline.

Maybe the same way the binary star system warps space/time, the quantum dots are warping space/time on Earth.

Micro/Macro.

[Mister Obvious]

https://arstechnica.com/uncategorized/20...-universe/

This article is much older than the one I remember but I think the topic was along the same lines.