My cat is a thief...

[Mister Obvious]

She steals things off my desk.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't know where she hides them.

[Mister Obvious]

I'M CONCERNED FOR HER SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

SHE'S A SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

KLEPTO KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

She stole my Burt's Bees and she stole my cuticle oil, a small nail polish style bottle.

[somethingelseishere]

She's acting out for attention. Kitteh needs cuddles. : (

[Mister Obvious]

She gets attention CONSTANTLY.

[Mister Obvious]

She is a VERY needy kitty though...

If she's not getting attention on a literal constant basis, she actually mourns.

[Mister Obvious]

I have never experienced a kitty who was so needy...

Usually they like being left to their own devices.

[Guest]

Hi Mo!

[Mister Obvious]

Hey babe, how ya doin'?

[Guest]

I cant get my sign in right lol...alcohol I suppose

[Mister Obvious]

Oops, LOL!!!

Well...

It IS Mercury retrograde too, let's not forget that!

[Guest]

I'm gonna just read up ..looks like you are doing good..such a klutz with login shit .xx

[Mister Obvious]

LOL :)

You can always make another account if you have to.

Then again, I have no idea who you are...

If you did get banana'd you'll probably have to remain a Guest.

Those are the rules around these parts!

[Guest]

I have to wait another 10 min lol..not sure I could get it right if I had all day lololol

[Guest]

Me banned...nah

[Guest]

I always do this shit after I drank a load of beer lol..keep up the good work I'll try to re reg so sumting..

[Mister Obvious]

Well in any case, I hope you're well and experiencing happiness in life...