Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Where do we go now, sweet child 'o mine?

[Guest]

Zane i am laying nude on the big bed waiting , cmon in and take a rest those mexicans can finish up trimming the hedge.
Love Greg

[Guest]

Somebody left the door open in here and it blew out the candle. I re-lit the candle and quietly closed the door behind me.... Good seeing MO. You were always one of my fav you tubers. Good seeing you holding it down for Zane MO. Throwing prayers and blessing up for Zane and the kiddos

[Mister Obvious]

Thanks for the kind post, Guest. We are all keeping Zane and his loved ones in our thoughts and prayers. Strength is needed now more than ever for us all, and it's a time to prove ourselves and be true to who we are at the core of our souls.

[Mister Obvious]

Sounds like Zane is doing amazing!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Hopefully Zane's not camping out homeless... sounds like he's got a cold. Hopefully he'll get better quick.

Was a good broadcast, Zane's got this. Not calling YouTube worthless by any means, but until he's settled in a place, there's just no need to fuck around with it.

Nose to the grindstone, honestly, it's just time to hustle... the time to fuck around has well passed, for all of us.

We love ya Zane, great work, we believe in you man, put your health first though cuz you can't help anyone if you're all worn down. Take your vitamin C.

[EL FUNGNINO]

Zane needs to become a lawyer to represent people against CPS. He just stand there say nothing, and they say "its all cool dude they can have their kids back was no problem anyway we just needed some more tax payers money to keep ourselves in jobs". Meanwhile while they are saying this, there is kids out there actually being abused. You won't find CPS in wealthy areas cos parents will have a team of high paid lawyers getting their abused kids back the next day. They pick those who can't afford to fight back to keep themselves in jobs with your tax money. They only Target 30% of the population so the other 70% think they are good.

[Guest]

Well i want to see zane and mo in lab coats working underground in a nicely appointed meth kitchen. Think of all the interesting characters and activities , please make this a reality so zanes kids can live a life of abundance .All chemicals and plants belong to God who gives them to all men. Do it before the government legalizes meth and heroin .

[Mister Obvious]

I wouldn't have approved that post coming from anybody but you, Guesticle.

[Mister Obvious]

You're a piece of work, and I like ya, but holy shit babe.

[Barney]

this is dedicated to all the bums and hobos chasing their dreams 
all we got is what's in front of us  ,    good times and strange people

[Mister Obvious]

You know what, I really want to see how curly Zane's hair really is.

Now hear me out...

This is important.

We need to settle once and for all what exactly it looks like.

Zane is damn near 40, is he balding yet??

I should really hope he showcases what he's working with at least one more time and really puts some effort behind it.

I want it clean, cared for, and I really want to see the quality of curl on that hair.

[Mister Obvious]

We need this.

And as great as Zane is at filming video, I feel like he needs to become proficient at taking regular photos of himself.

I don't doubt his abilities, I'm just saying...

We need the entire package.

We need to see what Zane would look like if he had clean hair, we need to see how well defined those curls are, we need to keep facial hair down to an agreeable amount, and we need the complete package tied off with a nice button down shirt.

I think an emphasis on moisturizing is warranted too. We want to see Zane supple, sporting a nice dewey glow.

I'd say maybe give him a year or so to achieve this look, depending on how fast his hair grows.

We want to really establish a quality matrix with that hair...

We want Zane to treat it like curls are currency... like they are actual money. Only, with more care and respect. We want the hair flaunted and displayed. This is about curls... this is about nothing else.

Do they have body? Is there any level of shine achievable? What are we working with here? We've never been adequately shown, and I feel like there's some deception in that...

I'm not convinced Zane's hair is curly at all.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm truly not.

[Mister Obvious]

I just see no proof at all.

[Mister Obvious]

What does it look like??

If it's left to grow and is actually maintained throughout that process rather than being left to knot together, does it turn into a fro??

Can I stroke it while I masturbate? (For free?)

[Mister Obvious]

Has Zane ever done this?

Seems like Zane has to do this if he ever wants to check all the boxes off his life missions and purposes.

It seems pretty straightforward to me...

(See what I did there?)

[Mister Obvious]

Hey look, I'm just asking for proof.

Well displayed proof that looks like somebody put some pride into it.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane "Pussy Magnet" Greene would get three times the bitches if he nurtured his curls.

If he put the glory on display, it would change everything...

If he showed the world his curls in their most perfect achievable state, things would never be the same.

But is it all BS? Is his hair merely wavy?

Have we believed there is something where there's nothing?

This is a torturous mystery... Zane must free us.

[Mister Obvious]

Is his hair merely wavy?

I would love him even if it was... I just want to make that clear.

My infernal passion might not burn as hot as it did when I thought his hair was curly...

But I mean hey...

Curly haired people have a unique duty in this world, not like the rest of us...

Nobody cares about straight hair.