Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Zane has a duty here.

[Mister Obvious]

Unless he doesn't have curly hair...

[Mister Obvious]

If it was curly and had great form, wouldn't he wear it that way??

Zane knows he's sexy, so why wouldn't he ramp it up to the highest degree??

Especially when it could help him sooo much.

Is he hiding something?? What does he not want us to see about those gorgeous ginger locks??

[Mister Obvious]

We just want to see curls.

Are there curls?

Are there not curls?

Somebody end this hell for us.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm so torn.

Is it just a situation where his hair kinda curls at the ends when it gets damp??

Is it deception??

Were we wrong to ever assume it's curly and that's just our bad??

Zane has never said he has curly hair...

Where did this all begin??

[Mister Obvious]

I've ranted for almost an hour about Zane's hair...

Dammit I guess I better get out of bed!?

[Mister Obvious]

Whatever way Zane's hair curls the most, he needs to show us that.

Fuck everything else in life...

It's time.

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like it's JUST wavy.

And it only looks curly when he sweats or something.

Which is better than nothing, for sure.

[Guest]

zane we just want what's best for you

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[Mister Obvious]

He's never just let his hair be normal and free to be in all its glory.

He always did the dread locks thing, what a fucking heinous atrocity...

But only if he really does have curly hair, otherwise who cares.

[Mister Obvious]

His hair needs to be longer for us to be able to tell...

How long will we have to wait?

Hopefully he doesn't do any retarded passive aggressive Scorpio shit and shave it off or try to insult the rest of us about our hair...

So predictable.

[Mister Obvious]

We're not the ones with the potentially curly hair...

We don't matter.

Only Zane and people with curly hair matter.

We want to assess Zane's hair.

[Mister Obvious]

But anyway...

We the people have made our wishes known and we'll just have to leave the rest to the gods.

[Mister Obvious]

I just want to know what it looks like.

[Zane Greene Fan]

I just want to know what it looks like.

MO!!!
Not sure if you’ve heard the good news! Zane regained access to all of his channels. He’ll be LIVE tonight on his Zane Greene channel.
I’m certain his hair will be longer. :D

[Mister Obvious]

Not sure if you’ve heard the good news! Zane regained access to all of his channels. He’ll be LIVE tonight on his Zane Greene channel.

WTF! Wow... timeline shift??

I’m certain his hair will be longer. :D

LOL...

The things I post while I'm half asleep...

I really gotta watch myself.

[Mister Obvious]

This was the last video posted on that channel...



September 2018.

[Mister Obvious]

I can't believe we've known Zane for that long, WTF is life.

I would say it doesn't seem like that long, and in a lot of ways it doesn't but...

The whirlwind of shit I've been through since even the start of 2018 is enough to fuck somebody up for life, LMFAO!

Yet I keep truckin' and so does Zane, cuz we're strong.

[Mister Obvious]

I bet Zane will look sexy as fuck in his next broadcast, he always looks extra super good after shit goes well for him.

[Mister Obvious]

NO PRESSURE.