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Quote:47 employees from LifeCare nursing home in Washington State test positive for coronavirus (out of 71 results)
https://twitter.com/lookner/status/1238698672046723072
Quote:South Korea confirms 101 new #coronavirus cases, its lowest daily increase since Feb 22
https://twitter.com/PHancocksCNN/status/...1562563584
Quote:Apple will close all its retail stores outside China for two weeks in a bid to prevent staff and customers contracting the coronavirus
https://twitter.com/business/status/1238725434948358144
Quote:Iranian state TV reports the number of people who have died after testing positive for COVID-19 in the country has risen by 97 to 611 citing a health ministry official
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/...2994841601
Quote: Spain's government will tell its citizens to stay home except to buy food or drugs, go to hospital, go to work or for other emergencies according a draft decree
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/...4548982784
Quote:Spain reports 609 new cases of coronavirus and 58 new deaths, raising total to 5,841 cases and 191 dead
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238814250841378816
Quote:Iran reports 1,365 new cases of coronavirus and 97 new deaths, raising total to 12,729 cases and 611 dead
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238793400658337794
Quote:UK reports 342 new cases of coronavirus and 10 new deaths, raising total to 1,140 cases and 21 dead
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238834957751062529
BONUS DOOM ROUND!!!
Quote:BREAKING: 3 U.S. troops wounded in rocket attack in Iraq Saturday at Camp Taji north of Baghdad: U.S. official
It’s the same base Iranian-backed forces hit Wednesday prompting U.S. airstrikes.
https://twitter.com/LucasFoxNews/status/...6081594368
Quote:25 rockets hit Iraq base housing U.S. and coalition forces. 3 coalition, 2 Iraqi troops wounded: military
Second rocket attack on Camp Taji since Wednesday.
https://twitter.com/LucasFoxNews/status/...4594658304
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So how infectious are those who "recover" from the virus and still test positive?
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Quote:VIDEO: FEMA coffins in Madison, Georgia
https://twitter.com/LoislaneHealy/status...7979632647
You've heard about 'em for years!!!
Dismal black plastic coffins big enough to fit a small family!!!
Transported here and there throughout the nation for years...
Is it finally time for them to be used!?
I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT!!!
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FEMA Cooffins
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The official excuse is that they're grave liners, the casket goes INTO them.
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Seems like you could fit four or five peasants in there.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3e/a6/c9/...f15c40.jpg
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1918 flu killed off whole families... people were smaller back then. Could have fit a whole family in there, I'm just saying. Yeah it's morbid but it's true.
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LOL. You might only be able to fit one and a half overweight Americans in there now.
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I don't really know what usefulness burying people in these alone would serve if the bodies are contaminated...
But those dreadful looking things have always spooked people, and in times like these it really makes you wonder.
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They look like that sarcophagus in the pyramid.
LOL. Sarcoofagus.
They'll make good sensory deprivation tanks.
Fannie, how long do you think you and a guy can last naked in one of those before cooming?
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.5 seconds on an off day.
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Imaging if FEMA workers showed up at everyone's house and dropped off one of these, just in case.
They should have said that the black pill boxes were emergency water containers, or better yet decontamination bathtubs.
They could also use the coffins to help repopulate after a mass dieoff. They would stick a guy and girl inside to give them some privacy.
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Quote:Italy reports 3,497 new cases of coronavirus and 175 new deaths, raising total to 21,157 cases and 1,441 dead
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238874796752023552
Wow.
Quote:838 new cases and 12 new deaths in France. Totals now 4,499 cases, 91 deaths.
https://twitter.com/lookner/status/1238897744967880704
Quote:Three more members of France's National Assembly (lower house of parliament) have tested positive for the coronavirus, raising the total to 12 so far
https://twitter.com/lookner/status/1238896972817477633
Quote:France is closing all non-essential public places, including bars, cafes, restaurants, cinemas, and nightclubs, at midnight tonight (in 4 hours)
https://twitter.com/lookner/status/1238901932040818688
Quote:The head of the Republican Party, Ronna McDaniel, is now awaiting a coronavirus test result after tests for flu & strep came back negative
https://twitter.com/lookner/status/1238900483319894022
Quote:A member of the Seattle Dragons has tested positive for COVID-19. The XFL has suspended play.
https://twitter.com/YahooSports/status/1...7926798337
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~1:20:00 LOL Steve is disgusted by beach-goers.
I love this guy!
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Quote:Defense Dept. officials have raised alert level at the Pentagon to Bravo. There will now be "minimal staffing" at the Pentagon due to coronavirus
https://twitter.com/cbsMcCormick/status/...9776672768
Bunker time.
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Quote:NOTICE: Due to high-volume, CDPHE has closed the drive-up testing site at the Denver Coliseum for the rest of the day today. The line was cut off at 200 cars today.
https://twitter.com/CDPHE/status/1238906674930475009
At least 100 hypochondriacs in that line.
Quote:We stop testing when we hit capacity.
https://twitter.com/CDPHE/status/1238907822517018624
(03-14-2020, 02:19 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: https://twitter.com/cbsMcCormick/status/...9776672768
Bunker time.
always smart to let your enemies know when you left the house empty and gone for holidays
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Quote:Spanish prime minister declares state of emergency due to coronavirus, puts country on lockdown
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1238920350274068483
Quote:Spain puts entire country on lockdown: "Basically no one can move except to go to work - as long as it is essential and unable to telework - go home or search for food and medicine."
https://twitter.com/lookner/status/1238921394592899072
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