The Wuhan Coronavirus

[Mister Obvious]

UAE cancels events, flights due to coronavirus as central bank announces fiscal plan

https://twitter.com/iamsandyjohns/status...2136035328

[Mister Obvious]

North Carolina bans gatherings of more than 100 people

https://twitter.com/lookner/status/1238926820109692928

[Mister Obvious]

The entire world isn't going to into lockdown for no reason...

That's all can be said for definite sure.

[somethingelseishere]

But those dreadful looking things have always spooked people, and in times like these it really makes you wonder.

Not to mention that billion rounds of ammo they bought along with them.
Shit's about to go sideways.

[Mister Obvious]

Not to mention that billion rounds of ammo they bought along with them.

Ah shit, I forgot about that...

[somethingelseishere]

The entire world isn't going into lockdown for no reason...

That's all can be said for definite sure.

Yeah. No matter what it is that's really going on, it's huge. And it's bad!

[Mister Obvious]

HUGE huge.

Never seen before in modern times and rivals anything in recorded history IMO...

At least on a SOCIAL level.

It'll change society forever dude.

Especially if it actually is super deadly.

[Mister Obvious]

People seeing folks die, people being trapped in buildings with corpses...

Mmmhmmm.

It's coming, if the virus is actually truly deadly.

People don't go back to sitting on the couch playing video games all day after some shit like that.

People don't go back to putting on 5 layers of makeup and taking mindless selfies and trying to make their butts look bigger after some shit like that.

Before and after moment, on a global scale.

[Guest]

I stopped at two Walmarts and a Dollar General on the way home today.

No meat.

No bottled water.

Bread and potatoes running out fast.

[Mister Obvious]

Thanks for the report!!!

We're hearing this from people all over the place...

That seems to be the current situation across the nation.

[Dark Dick]

Imagine the echo in those FEMA Cooffins.

I bet those bodybins also muffle the sounds from people inside it.

[Mister Obvious]

Well there aren't any lids... and that's something a lot of people have brought up about these FEMA coffins over the years. Doesn't make a lot of sense to bury people in them if there are no lids.

[Mister Obvious]

But my theory has always been that they might bury multiple people in them... likely families.

If you look at the mass graves from Iran, they are marked with little signs that say who's in there.

[Mister Obvious]

That's only something that would be done if numbers were manageable.

If numbers got out of hand, there's no way they'd be marking graves anymore.

[Mister Obvious]

Government of Newfoundland and Labrador reporting their first presumptive case of COVID-19.

https://twitter.com/NEWS957/status/1238953617811484673

[Mister Obvious]

Georgia to delay presidential primary due to coronavirus pandemic

https://twitter.com/bluestein/status/123...4186643456

Til May.

Only the beginning.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean I think it speaks volumes about the populace re: what they've been hoarding...

Toilet paper?? Really??

HAND SANITIZER?? REALLY??

Both things, YA CAN'T EAT 'EM...

And hand sanitizer is particularly fucking useless, what, does nobody have soap and water??

Why not buy RUBBING ALCOHOL INSTEAD?

Oh, because they're fucking idiots.

LMAO.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean I think it speaks volumes about the populace re: what they've been hoarding...

Toilet paper?? Really??

HAND SANITIZER?? REALLY??

Both things, YA CAN'T EAT 'EM...

And hand sanitizer is particularly fucking useless, what, does nobody have soap and water??

Why not buy RUBBING ALCOHOL INSTEAD?

Oh, because they're fucking idiots.

LMAO.

If you CAN'T EAT IT, ya got no business fucking buying it.

[Mister Obvious]

Beans, rice, oats, peanut butter, canned meat, coffee, canned goods, salt/seasonings, powdered drink mixes, water filters, activated charcoal...

Peroxide, iodine, rubbing alcohol, bleach...

NOT FUCKING TOILET PAPER.

NOT FUCKING HAND SANITIZER.

Fucked. Society is fucked.

[Mister Obvious]

And now they're ACTUALLY fucked.