The Wuhan Coronavirus

[Mister Obvious]

I like it when Anthony "Shortcake" Fauci asserts himself...

I think we all know I have a short dude fetish.

[Mister Obvious]

11:56 I appreciate Gregory Mannarino so much because he's about so much more than just the stock market and the money... he gets truly real about things on a deep level. God bless this man.

[Mister Obvious]

This is one of the pin buttons I'm wearing today...

https://imgur.com/a/sT28Suv

[somethingelseishere]

More celebs are getting hit with it.

Bond girl Olga Kurylenko reveals she tested positive for CV

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/bond...15737.html

And Idris Elba

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/idri...22330.html

[Mister Obvious]

TBH every celeb getting it just makes me more suspicious...

[somethingelseishere]

This is one of the pin buttons I'm wearing today...

https://imgur.com/a/sT28Suv

I remember Eddie Griffin saying that in one of his acts. Heh.

[somethingelseishere]

TBH every celeb getting it just makes me more suspicious...

*Edited* to say nevermind to my original response.
I skimmed the article too quick and missed important info. Derp @ me.

[Mister Obvious]

The Onion is fucking hardcore, man, I love it.

I'd like to survive JUST to see how totally grizzled everyone who lives is going to be...

The dark humor will be off the charts...

The INSANITY will be discussed for generations to come...

[Mister Obvious]

Though I know what will happen and there's really no point in living to see it...

Admittedly.

But it would be icing atop the doom cake.

[Mister Obvious]

Infected residents at Camellia in Deerwood, Jacksonville, FL...

Lots of nursing homes affected. Sad.

[Mister Obvious]

I've had to deal with a lot of death over the past few years, I've had to come to terms with my own demise...

I may sound cold and hard, and let's face it, in a lot of ways I am...

But fearing and loathing and dreading death and its precursors will not help anyone right now.

All that will help is the proper attitude, knowing how to deal with it after it happens, and knowing how to face it when it comes for you.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm a death expert and after what's coming down the pike, a lot of other people may be too...

People can start preparing their minds right now (and should have years ago), or they can be forged in the flames of pure and total tragedy.

I was born different...

But I was also forged in the fires of pure and total loss...

I know what the fuck I'm talking about, and psychologically, the right attitude is absolutely indispensable in this situation.

[Mister Obvious]

This is what it does to you...

If you hate it, and if you can't stand me...

Make peace with it, because you may become this way too.

[somethingelseishere]

The survivors will look back on this as "Charmin-geddon".

: )

[Mister Obvious]

Bwahahahahaha.

[somethingelseishere]

the right attitude is absolutely indispensable in this situation.

And just for Life in general. Fearing Death will ruin your Life.
Fear is a most demanding God.

[Dark Dick]

I wonder if the people who drink thier own pee as a medicinal treatment might be the only ones left standing.

[Mister Obvious]

I wonder if the people who drink thier own pee as a medicinal treatment might be the only ones left standing.

[Mister Obvious]

And just for Life in general. Fearing Death will ruin your Life.
Fear is a most demanding God.

So true...

I wrote this about fear awhile ago...

"They feast on fear, so be fearless and starve them"
https://www.sectual.com/thread-4909.html

[Mister Obvious]

Denver Mayor Michael Hancock orders closure of restaurants and bars, except for delivery and takeout

https://twitter.com/denverpost/status/12...5077294080

It blows my mind that anyone would still be eating at restaurants or ordering takeout...

It's so sad that people can't even cook for themselves anymore.