So do Forever stamps still work in the New America?!

[Mister Obvious]

Just wondering!?

[Guest]

Why wouldn't they?

[Mister Obvious]

It was a JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!exclamationpoint1111one

[Guest]

Yer funneh.

Better use 'em before Forever gets here. They expire the day after.

[ELFUNGPRISONKNOWS]

One of the worst items in a prison, is sardines. You can't even swap em for 1 stamp. If you come at a fucker trying to swap sardines for a state issued TP he just drop you right then n there.
But sardines are good for you, packed with protein iron trace nutrients omega 3's. They gross yeah but so is a lot of things in life. Ya know like taking a shit?
Why would whales eat sardines if they weren't good for you? I rest my case.