The Wuhan Coronavirus

[Guest]

https://www.rfa.org/english/news/china/c...50737.html

[Guest]

Bill Gates in 2015.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Af6b_wyiwI

[Mister Obvious]

A 6.5 earthquake in Idaho, I mean come on you guys.

[Dark Dick]

LOL. This was just an April Flu's joke all the time.

[Mister Obvious]

leeeerrrl

[Guest]

Plot twist:

In the year 2095, declassified documents show the 100,000 people we thought died of COVID-19 were secretly executed for satanic pedophilia, treason, and other elite fuckery.

[Mister Obvious]

[user316]

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[Guest]

Imagine being a hypochondriac right now.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm a hypochondriac and I'm actually doing really well...

I've had the same thought though, gotta be a lot of people out there right now having epic psychological breakdowns.

[user316]

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[Ken]

I'm a hypochondriac and I'm actually doing really well...

I've had the same thought though, gotta be a lot of people out there right now having epic psychological breakdowns.

I know one guy right now who is NOT dealing with the social distancing thing well. I'm introverted so it's not a big change for me. Some people really need to talk to other people in person a lot.

[Guest]

... gotta be a lot of people out there right now having epic psychological breakdowns.

Yeah, narcissists. If celebrities are going apeshit, there must be millions of other attention whores doing the same.

[Mister Obvious]

A lot of husbands stuck at home with annoying wives and kids...

That's who I really feel sorry for.

[Mister Obvious]

Anybody with a girlfriend or a wife they don't usually have to be trapped with all day...

Sad.

[Mister Obvious]

It'll end a lot of relationships.

[Guest]

Guys around here go fishing or do some kind of outdoorsy shit every chance they get. They don't sit at home with the ol' ball and chain all day.

[Mister Obvious]

Guys around here go fishing or do some kind of outdoorsy shit every chance they get. They don't sit at home with the ol' ball and chain all day.

The heck are suburban and city dwellers supposed to do though? I bet there's been a rise in domestic violence.

[Guest]

The heck are suburban and city dwellers supposed to do though? I bet there's been a rise in domestic violence.

City people are pretty fucked anyway if society breaks down.

If a man and woman in that situation can't pull together to face a common threat, they're doubly fucked.

Which is a good indication they shouldn't have been together in the first place.

[Mister Obvious]

True, and it's definitely an effective catalyst for change...

BUT...

It presents a marked complication to issues which can already be tough to deal with...

Like finding accommodations after you leave your partner/spouse, money entanglement messes, and let's not even start on the damn kids. And pets.

People will not only be finding out their relationship has to end, but they'll be having to sit with it for a while, battle extra hard to get out, and probably have a lot of time in some tough feelings to really drive the point home for 'em.