virus hoax now causing horrible fallout

[Guest]

Batiste fabric...

If you can get it.

Should have already had a bunch of it if you'd been preparing for the end of the world with no toilet paper available.

Lightweight, semi-sheer cotton fabric.

It dries fast and has only about 100,000 uses.

Bar towels are about the same thing. Those lint-free cotton towels that bartenders use. You can probably buy them by the case from a linen supply company.

[Mister Obvious]

I've never heard of anyone doing that. Is it really a thing? Or are you just basing that on the amount of toilet paper they're hoarding?

I dunno man, think about it...

If they really knew how to wash their asses, why would they be so scared to be without toilet paper?

[Mister Obvious]

Nothing else makes sense IMHO.

[Guest]

You'd have to actually find a hoarder to get the answer.

Funny thing is, everyone I've talked to is just as clueless as we are.

The toilet paper is flying off the shelves, but nobody knows who's buying it all.

Something doesn't add up.

[Mister Obvious]

I completely agree with you.

And in all seriousness, as absurd as it sounds...

I think it is a conspiracy.

The Toilet Paper Conspiracy.

[Guest]

Going full corona retard
https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/09/police-th...s-12532339