The irony of naming your daughter Chastity in this day and age

[Guest]

Or one of any number of misspellings, such as Chasity or Chassidy.

Every single one I've met has had children out of wedlock.

Maybe the misspellings are intentional because the parents aren't delusional enough to believe their little girl's cherry will survive high school.

[Mister Obvious]

It's a fucking cringe name.

[Guest]

How about Kaylee or Kayleigh or whatever? That one's been done to death.


In my generation, the most popular girl's name was Jennifer. Now there's a real name for you. How could you ever say no to a girl named Jennifer?







Phun phact: In the early days of teh interwebz, every Australian girl in the chatroom was named Jennifer.

[somethingelseishere]

I thought all Aussies were named either Bruce or Shelia?

[Mister Obvious]

This Estonian chick I used to be friends with on the BonanzaWorld forum told me that Mart is the most popular boys name there.

[Guest]

I thought all Aussies were named either Bruce or Shelia?

Sheila is an old Aussie slang term for a woman.

All of the online Jennies from Oz had red hair, now that I get to thinking about it. Good times, good times!

[Guest]

The first person to have a 24/7 live streaming webcam in her home was a redhead named Jenni.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Ringley

[Guest]

Yeah, gotta love them Jennifers!

Mary Ann was always hotter than Ginger.

Bailey was hotter than Jennifer.

I like the name Jennifer. It's one of my favorite girl's names.

But Bailey was hotter.

But I was in love with Jennifer sooooooo.

I mean, I WANTED TO BE Jennifer.

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[Mister Obvious]

Nice quoting job, Guest, me likey!!!

[Guest]

I wonder if all of them Jennifers were more chaste than all of them Chastitys.

I mean they could hardly have been any sluttier.

[Mister Obvious]

I was going to be named Jennifer (Jenny) and I'm glad it didn't happen... it was just the female named being mulled over early on. I was actually supposed to be a boy but then I came out a girl instead, that was back in the days when they tried to gauge gender based on heartbeat. They thought of a girl name on the fly.

[Guest]

that was back in the days when they tried to gauge gender based on heartbeat.

They could've used ultrasound, but that was pretty expensive and not available in many hospitals before the 1990s.

[Mister Obvious]

I think the baby's gender should be a surprise. Sort of unnatural to know beforehand IMO.

[Guest]

You can't really tell the difference without peeking when they're infants anyway. Hence the whole blue or pink thing, which is completely overblown. Buy everything in gender-neutral colors, and you won't have to worry about it.

[Guest]

I mean there's an actual color named baby blue.

Its whole reason for existing is to identify boy babies.

[Guest]

Feminists complain about dressing girls in pink being sexist, but nobody ever stands up for those poor baby boys dressed in blue.

[Mister Obvious]

I feel like 9 times out of 10 I could correctly identify a baby's gender just by plainly looking at it, you can tell boys from girls... I can tell girl cats from boy cats just by their faces.

[Guest]

I look at their noggins.

Boy cats have big petting noggins.

Girl cats have more of a lap kitty physique.

[Mister Obvious]

Same.

[Guest]

Petting kitty and lap kitty are acceptable gender labels if they're neutered and spayed. They don't exactly have traditional gender roles in that case.