Bentinho Massaro: How To Use Parallel Realities and Shift Into an Alternate Universe

[Mister Obvious]

Bwahahahahaha...

5:38 it's the moving the tinfoil with the mind thing again.

[Mister Obvious]

On some real shit though this Bentinho video looks like some fucked up warped edited together shit you'd only see out of an MSM outlet or something, ROFLLLLLL!!!

It's like the same thing that happened to Darren Knight...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-16597-pos...LWAYS+DOES

[Mister Obvious]

It's not really fair TBH.

[Mister Obvious]

LOL, America chased Bentinho out of the USA pitchfork style and he fled back to his homeland of Holland, lmfaolol.

That's pretty bad, man.

[Mister Obvious]

6:13 LMFAOOOO LOOK AT THE LOOK ON THE MIDDLE GUY'S FACE LMFAOOOOOLILILILILLILLOLOOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA UGLY LAUGHING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

LMFAO THAT BODY LANGUAGEEEEE THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

rofl

[Mister Obvious]

Wow man this is one of the best things I've seen in a while.

[Mister Obvious]

But it's like, honestly... I still agree with Bentinho. Rofl. On some points.

6:40 oh hold on a fuckin' second, lmfaoooo.

Holy mother of pearl man.

This is some good shit.

This isn't just good shit, this is GOOD good shit.

[Mister Obvious]

"That is the paradox of humility." Roflfmfoalafofkaoaflaorlrl.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

7:03 and this is LEGIT BENTINHO'S FUCKING INSTAGRAM PAGE BAHAWHAHAHAHWAHAHA IS THAT NOT ONE OF THE DOUCHIEST THINGS YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR FUCKIN' LIFE?!?!?!?!?!?!

[Mister Obvious]

Honestly, that's SEVERAL of the douchiest things I've ever seen in my life.

[Mister Obvious]

Bwhahahahaha jeez, thank you Noel Miller.

[Mister Obvious]

7:20 "I guess it's all relative" lmfao aaaggggghhhh... CRINGEY, Bentinho.

If it smells like new money and it looks like new money, it must be new money.

[Mister Obvious]

Honestly, Bentinho has such a shitty reputation at this point, I wonder if he'll ever get a chance to season into old money in his lifetime?

I mean, again, I don't totally disagree with the guy on many of the esoteric principles he's discussed, but...

A cult? Sweetie, no.

Find another gig.

[Mister Obvious]

That fucking guy having a cult??

Fucking Bentinho???

He's about a fruitcake if you ask me.

I feel like he's gotten more...

Feminine over the years.

[Mister Obvious]

8:16 ah nah dude, ALL the clips are edited out of context.

I mean it really is a terrible piece, hard to believe he ever agreed to it and really is a shame.

Maybe it's just further proof he's really a plant though, sorta makes sense when you look at it that way too.

[Mister Obvious]

9:00 lmfao dude, Bentinho totally psychologically/emotionally broke that chick with some pretty beginner level shit, damn, maybe he really is a trained pro though!

Such a cheeseball piece though, regardless who/what is responsible for this... it's not A-List shit, I'll tell you that much.