My fingers smell like Fritos corn chips, but I haven't had any Fritos corn chips...

[Mister Obvious]

WHAT KIND OF STRANGE MAGIC IS THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!!??!!

[user328]

It's the dry hand smell. It does smell like Fritos, doesn't it?

[Mister Obvious]

I ain't gonna lie, it's delicious and it made me hungry.

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

Things that smell like things they shouldn't often have a spiritual aspect to them.
I think you have a spirit attached to you who used to grow corn.
Or maybe a rapist that used to cornhole people.

[Mister Obvious]

Fucking Pisces...

You psychic motherfuckers.

I honestly can hardly stand you...

But I love you at the same time.

[Master Oblivious]

https://www.amazon.com/Corn-Huskers-Heav...B004GF4FME

[Mister Obvious]

BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAD SOME CORN HUSKERS

[somethingelseishere]

I tasted Play-Doh once when I was little.
That ain't something you have to do twice.

[Master Oblivious]

BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I HAD SOME CORN HUSKERS

COUNTRY girls should always have great corn huskin' session!

Make them fight for it though. Great PIPES can be made too. For peace sessions whilst husking. 


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