ME SO HORNY!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I'm so gonna fuck Rick Astley.

I dunno how, but it's gonna happen.

My theory is that his hair turned gray and you can't dye gray hair red, so he had to go with brown/black.

But I have no idea whether or not it's true that you can't dye gray hair red, so who knows really.

[Master Oblivious]

He does seem to be the perfect man for you; honestly. I mean look if he were the POTUS; he'd do this for YOU.


All of it for Mister Obvious. I think this could be "THE ONE" for you...



I'm sure he can amend the crying part, he can make you cry.

[Mister Obvious]

RRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Master Oblivious]

RRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yum yum sexy lust demon time! 


Where he go? Where he go? Where he at? Rolling with Mr. Astley and a baseball bat! 
(prepares couch cushion accordingly)

[Mister Obvious]

(prepares couch cushion accordingly)

Well thank goodness you're gonna put some plastic wrap down instead of just nutting right on it like you usually do.

Progress.

[Master Oblivious]

They probably see a lot from that height. 

[Master Oblivious]

Well thank goodness you're gonna put some plastic wrap down instead of just nutting right on it like you usually do.

Progress.

LOL! I meant YOUR couch cushions you like to take aluminum baseball bats to. 

Plastic wrap down instead of a straight nut? NEVER

Forever a sexual caveman.

I've seen what "progress" has given us in "sexuality."  (blue haired libtards).

[Mister Obvious]

The jack rabbit fight videos are the best thing ever.

[Mister Obvious]

LOL! I meant YOUR couch cushions you like to take aluminum baseball bats to. 

You're a stupid twat.

[Master Oblivious]

You're a stupid twat.

Pretty gentle for what you've call me in the past, lol. Not sure why you said it but...okay. 
Don't have to be dramatic; this isn't some kind of proving ground or something. 

[Mister Obvious]

It was a mattress, not a couch...

And this is the second time you've had to be corrected...

So as per usual, disappointing.

[Master Oblivious]

It was a mattress, not a couch...

And this is the second time you've had to be corrected...

So as per usual, disappointing.

Okay. Sure. Still not sure what your'e talking about but I'm going with it. 
I'm making shit up, your talking as if it's real and adding to it. Cool for creativity
I guess....everyone here "is" role playing as the site says. 

You're always right, guess I've been corrected again. Damn you're good! 

The irony of living in your state and not doing with a proper wood Louisville slugger.
That's what I'd call disappointing for the par. Zero judgement hun. 
Just the facts mam.

[Mister Obvious]

The irony of living in your state and not doing with a proper wood Louisville slugger.
That's what I'd call disappointing for the par. Zero judgement hun. 
Just the facts mam.

I mean, THAT I can't argue with.

[Master Oblivious]

I mean, THAT I can't argue with.

I can.
There's no reason to be "proud" of your geographical location and have one
of it's known for items hence no reason to be embarrassed about not using it.

An aluminum baseball bat manufactured by anyone is an excellent 
tool for baseball and smashing items.

Whatever is handy, and those bat ARE quite handy at 
beating stuff.  It's not really disappointing.

What IS disappointing is if you don't RECORD IT
so the really good shit gets archived.

 

MO: The Director's Cut™

[Mister Obvious]

Rick Astley's voice is still totally fire and he is still sooo adorable, love this guy.