I cut sponges in half...

[Mister Obvious]

You should try using mint leaves.

On my a-hole?

[Mister Obvious]

That reminds me though...

I've been having a cup of herbal tea nightly recently and it's been really great.

[somethingelseishere]

I seriously owe my life to chamomile.

[Mister Obvious]

Yup, and jasmine too... I have some mixed into the tea I'm having right now. This one is a mix of too much stuff to name, but it is very good. I might have 2 cups tonight, we'll see!

[Dark Dick]

On my a-hole?

Yeah, give your pooper that minty fresh scent.

I'll bet Alien poopers smell like mint.

[Mister Obvious]

[user328]

It's been done.

https://www.wired.com/2007/01/sphincterine-gi/

[Mister Obvious]