Urinals needed in all homes

[Gary]

This is a modern day tragedy. In the middle of a supposed worldwide water shortage zero new homes have urinals as a standard feature. You gotta special order that stuff and be given a weird look as you ask for it. This can also prevent men peeing in sinks and bushes. You women have created this mess .

[Mister Obvious]

Why the fuck would you need a urinal in a house?

Well fuck man, I dunno like...

I guess I get it.

If I had control of things, toilets would be a hole in the floor instead of some hellish unnatural chair-like contraption.

[Mister Obvious]

There would obviously be handles on the floor or the wall by the hole so you could balance and pull yourself up.

[52]

And don't forget if you have a bathroom on the other side of your bedroom, to install a 'glory hole'.

[somethingelseishere]

You got an empty gallon milk jug, you got yer urinal.