This is one of the ladies I want to be when I grow up...
(10-31-2020, 05:57 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Submitted without comment...

[video=themtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4JOr3Klds8[/video]

She's a lovely old gal!
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decade away can come quick. 
Five word chain story. 

Martha: "Is this going to get scary?"
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(11-01-2020, 12:17 AM)Dev Wrote: She's a lovely old gal!

Yeah she's really something. I dig that super long white hair.

I think white hair is fabulous...

But I can't stand it when the young chicks dye their hair gray and white and shit...

We've all seen it, you know what I'm talking about.

I dunno why any chick would spend a single day of their life with gray/white hair by choice when that shit is gonna happen to 'em naturally someday anyways.

Pure insanity.
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Certain aspects of her body reveal her age. You can't hide some signs of aging no matter how fit you are.

But, if I met her in a dimly lit bar and had a good buzz going, I'd probably take her home for the night.
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She has such a pleasant demeanor that I'd probably hang out with her longer than one night.
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Yeah I love her accent and her way of speaking. She's very calming.
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All you modern women need a punch in the mouth . way overstayed yer welcome. Seen an nit herd its all in the bible
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(11-01-2020, 01:52 PM)Guest Wrote: All you modern women need a punch in the mouth . way overstayed yer welcome. Seen an nit herd its all in the bible

Butthurt and jellus is no way to go through life, son.
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0:33 as a youngin. She looked a bit like Zoe Lund...

https://imgur.com/a/dbVFA1t
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Her apartment is less than 400 square feet!

I guess she has too many interesting things to do outside the home to spend time there.
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(11-01-2020, 07:05 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Zoe Lund...

https://imgur.com/a/dbVFA1t

*cups hands around mouth, yells from the end of a very long hallway*

"She's got those fat, suckable lips!! Good night!!"

rofl
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Zoe Lund reminds me of Jean Tripplehorn.

https://duckduckgo.com/?t=canonical&q=Jean+Tripplehorn&iax=images&ia=images
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dude ,you will always be a rambling paranoid psycho

I mean I like that about you ...but yeah
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How THE FUCK is it that Melissa looks better now than when she started her channel???

It's completely fucking insane...

And TBH just looking at her, I mean...

THAT is someone you'd expect to live to be 100.
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Her eyeshadow is a hot fucking mess in that video and she STILL looks better than she did 7 years ago.
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She really is just fine as hell.
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5:01 am I high or does she look even younger without makeup? Aside from some facial redness, she reminds me of Ma Ingalls.
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She has teh purty genes.
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Yeah it's definitely genetic.

She's got a real purdy mouth too.

Got real nice teeth.

(I'm saying all this in a heavy southern accent BTW, it's not as creepy as it sounds.)
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