Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Guest]

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[Mister Obvious]

Look how happy this son of a bitch looks in the middle of all that snowy bullshit!

[Mister Obvious]

He instantly ragequit that stream because the camera was in portrait mode.

[Mister Obvious]

LOL, he looks MAD!!!

[Mister Obvious]

He was trying so hard to pretend there's something even minutely fun about that snowy shit.

[Mister Obvious]

Agh, it looks so cold and dismal.

[Mister Obvious]

Circa 1:27:00 Zane talks about how he wants to bring his kids to Alaska so they grow up hardcore.

ZANE. BRO. YOUR KIDS ARE ALREADY FORMED.

THEY'RE ALREADY TOO OLD FOR THAT.

[Mister Obvious]

https://imgur.com/a/2Uegbxl

So this is why Zane has been so quiet...

Tsk tsk tsk.

My advice for Zane going into the clank?

Look as ugly as possible and forget how to talk.



Breaking the law always catches up with ya, kids...

Don't do it.

"They can't see me" only works for so long.

Spend the time doing something useful...

Maybe write your memoirs.

Have some introspection and create a product of use for when you get out.

Let all your thirsty old lady and man-crush fanbase know where to send you notebooks and pencils.

Have something to show for your time.

[Mister Obvious]

Write small and legibly... there's a book limit.

[Mister Obvious]

https://imgur.com/a/ca2ihLb

Why wait 24 hours to stream this?

Just to rack up views on the vid??

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTjOyjhGARA

TL;DR, Zane is being sued for custody of his children, all three wanted by a "wealthy family" apparently...

This is good news.

His kids will have a good life, in a normal home, and if this is a "wealthy family" (whatever that means to him), it'll be a nice home...

A nice family home, with a quality lifestyle...

I am sure his wife is smiling down at this moment, and I am grateful those kids were this blessed and lucky...

Many are not.

[DB Hunter]

Zane has spent years running from his problems. It's absolutely no suprise that his children are being taken away from him... and rightfully so. The guy has a long documented history of not being able to take care of himself. Without Priss, he went from one disaster to another. He has never mental and addiction issues. Until he can really get that under control, he has no chance of living a stable life. He'll forever be a hobo drifter suffering through life!

Zane needs to take a good, long, hard, look in the mirror and realize, all of his problems have been self induced. He makes horrible life choices and wonders why the walls are always closing in on him. But hey, the psychotic train wreck is why we all watch... Isn't it!!!

[Guest]

I'm so glad the Kids will have a future!!!

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

His kids will have a good life

No they won't Trix, none ever do, like you :(

[Mister Obvious]

Fungi, broseph...

Put down the pipe and ever so slowly and carefully back away from the keyboard, homeslice.

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

Fungi, broseph...

Put down the pipe and ever so slowly and carefully back away from the keyboard, homeslice.

You know I don't smoke no pipe.
Although I may smoke the peace pipe.
Hella thing for you to say pig nose lol

[Mister Obvious]

In all due credit to me, I never specified what kinda pipe...

[Mister Obvious]

I just say a few little things and let imaginations run wild from there yo, you know how we do it.

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

I just say a few little things and let imaginations run wild from there yo, you know how we do it.

Well that's up to you isn't it? Big boss.
But much funs could be had without your lies.
Carry on little petal. Keep being ghey lol
I always be your OLD MATE MUUUAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

I just say a few little things and let imaginations run wild from there yo, you know how we do it.

And the birds sing and the happiness rolls...............................................................
You coined me, now I am yours.