Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

You coined me, now I am yours.

I read this as "cornholed"...

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

I read this as "cornholed"...

You may want to read it as "Blyatt"
I push the button tick tick tick

[Guest]

Here is the tent city zane is trying to get accepted into.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailyma...leave.html

[Mister Obvious]

He's trying to get into a Texan tent city??

WTF did I miss?!

I thought he was going to jail.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't think Zane would go for a tent city.

[Mister Obvious]

Supposedly Zane's taking call-ins tonight...

[Guest]

Mo you should really call in . make sure to write down your question so you sound intelligent and dont speak like valley girl

[Mister Obvious]

That call from the Jen's Orra chick was the sweetest thing ever... wants to lay in a hammock with Zane?? OMG. He's an idiot if he doesn't take her up on that offer... that's a sweet woman.

[Mister Obvious]

He's burning ALL the food...

Even the tortillas!

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, y'all!

[Mister Obvious]

OT but I feel like glass cutting boards are a monumentally BAD idea.

So are ceramic knives.

Wood cutting boards gross me out too...

I think cutting boards should be plastic and replaced yearly.

[Mister Obvious]

If you're using steak to make burritos, the steak basically needs to be shredded.

[Guest]

Zane has led an unstable, trouble filled life,
for the last 4 years and wonders why his kids
are being adopted out..... He litteraly lost his
children while his viewers watched it occur and
anyone questioning his decisions, were scolded
by his loyal enablers. Always cheering him on "you're doing great, people are jealous, etc"

At least the kids don't have to live the sort of lifestyle
Zane would choose for them. Without a woman, he's
completely lost and hopeless. He's proven that time and time again!

[Guest]

Zane has led an unstable, trouble filled life,
for the last 4 years and wonders why his kids
are being adopted out.....  He litteraly lost his
children while his viewers watched it occur and
anyone questioning his decisions, were scolded
by his loyal enablers.  Always cheering him on "you're doing great, people are jealous, etc"

At least the kids don't have to live the sort of lifestyle
Zane would choose for them. Without a woman, he's
completely lost and hopeless. He's proven that time and time again!

I know if it wasn't for Bonnie he would never of made it across the Mexican desert, thank Jebus for the carrot muncher, plus he likes the odd drink here and there maybe even a bit of weed, what kind of adult would do such things.
As for moving the family up to AK the place is a war zone, no one moves the whole family to AK outrageous behaviour!

[Mister Obvious]

Alaska is a fine place to live if you like rape and shitty weather...



No place to raise a family though.

People seek to escape Alaska, not move there.

[ELFUNGANINUSBEEFUS]

If you're using steak to make burritos, the steak basically needs to be shredded.

Get a big hunk of beef, cheapest cut like blade roast.
Cling wrap it tight, and use a long razor sharp knife to cut your own steaks.
Then cling wrap them unseasoned leave in the fridge for a week minimum depending on the used by date.
30 seconds either side "under" a gas stove grill on a rack, you can literally cut it with a butter knife and it melts in your mouth when fully cooked.
Its the home attempt at dry aged beef and it works. It gives the tastiest beefy flavor from the cheapest cut of beef.
You can literally pull it apart shred it with 2 forks uncooked. Then cook it in a pan 30 seconds and put in burritos.
Season to taste with whatever you want.
The flavor when home style dry aging is fuckin unbelievable. Even unseasoned.
If you just cooked that roast beef in an oven even perfectly it tastes shit compared.
But you gotta make sure of the used by date never leave in fridge longer than used by date cos you aint doing proper dry aging must be careful.
This is cheap commercially available way to get more use out of your beef.

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

I still like Zane I think he a cool peoples been through a lot of shit like me.
But his videos have gotten a bit boring.
But I can understand why they have as he has a lot of shit going on.
He needs to do more interesting things like he used to im sure he will some time in the future.
Tends to concentrate to much on the trolls needs to just boot them and not even mention them.
When he starts going off on a stalker it gets boring to me.

[ELFUNGUSCHRISTIMUS]

Alaska is a fine place to live if you like rape and shitty weather...



No place to raise a family though.

People seek to escape Alaska, not move there.

Was watching Alaskan state troopers again, and it said Alaska has the biggest drug problem per capita in America?
Yet I see the Fentanyl epidemic in some areas which is totally fucked like Philadelphia, so Alaska must be totally drug insane then?

[Mister Obvious]

Was watching Alaskan state troopers again, and it said Alaska has the biggest drug problem per capita in America?
Yet I see the Fentanyl epidemic in some areas which is totally fucked like Philadelphia, so Alaska must be totally drug insane then?

Sadly fentanyl is now synonymous with all the other street drugs...

Meth, crack, heroin, apparently it ALL has fentanyl in it now and it's killing an absolute shit ton of people, which I'm sure was the plan.

[ELFUNGUSMAXIMUS]

Sadly fentanyl is now synonymous with all the other street drugs...

Meth, crack, heroin, apparently it ALL has fentanyl in it now and it's killing an absolute shit ton of people, which I'm sure was the plan.

Apparently so they putting the Fentanyl in the other drugs as the other drugs aren't physically addictive like Opiates only psychoactive addictive.
So the peeps thinks they getting withdrawal from Meth but its the Opiates with which withdrawal can kill.
Sick evil fuckers, but if you were running a business for money, would you not do it? Why? Cos you could?
Ask many employers why they pay their workers minimum wage, is it because you struggling to break even?
They will mostly say nah, just cos I can???
I had Fentanyl put in me, when I stacked my mountain bike, honestly it was shit didn't even help the pain.
Im kind of glad I don't have a genetic predisposition to opiate addiction.
But I sure have one for alcohol going back thousands of years.

[Dink Beaver]

a bottle of whiskey sometimes takes me 6 months to get through
case of cider/ beer at least 2 weeks
bottle of fancy pills , too fast and too wonderful