Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

DAT JE NE SAIS QUOI DOE.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane just told us he's homeless and going back to live in Slab City.

[Mister Obvious]

He doesn't sound that happy about it TBH.

[Guest]

well I hope its true , he belongs there . that is mad max type staging area and will become very important when the dirty missions need to get done ...zane will become a true American hero

[Mister Obvious]

Zane got some pretty baller shirts in that thrift store, I've never seen anybody be that thorough with their selections... definitely a tightwad.

I mean whatever, but he better not skimp on the shoes.

[Mister Obvious]

So far in this stream, Zane has sniffed women's shoes at a thrift store, attempted to haggle then (intensely) cringily flirted with a cashier, played with his man titties and claimed they're A-cups, then spent 20 minutes talking terrible spanish to poor mexican mall workers when the mall was closed but he managed to get in anyway...

And it ain't even over yet.

[Mister Obvious]

He should have gotten any fuckin' shoes they had at the outdoor shop. What a dumbass!

[Mister Obvious]

He's into his own titties...

They appear to give him this strange kind of new zest for life.

[Mister Obvious]

~2:46:00 Zane is so into himself.

It's kind of amazing to see this level of narcissism...

Then again my guess is especially these days, it's probably pretty prevalent.

Heck, I'm a narcissistic type of person too!

[user328]

Heck, I'm a narcissistic type of person too!

Maybe, but you have good reason to be.

[Mister Obvious]

You're so kind Dev, thank you for sharing this sentiment...

[Mister Obvious]

Zane is off to Houston apparently.

Not sure what he's actually up to.

[Mister Obvious]

I tuned in right at the end of the video, and on an extremely awkward note no less...

[Mister Obvious]

1:25:00 Zane does coke (I assume) off camera.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not 100% sure that it was coke but it was a snortable drug...

Coke or ketamine, talking fast afterward.

[Mister Obvious]

I don't know anything about drugs.

[Mister Obvious]

He already starts coming back down after like 1.5 min.

[Mister Obvious]

Facepalm...

Drugs are bad, kids.

[Mister Obvious]

What is he DOING?

[Mister Obvious]

Seriously Zane??

What the fuck bro??

And you're just gonna straight do drugs on camera like that??

After everything you've been through??

After going to JAIL??

After facing MORE jail time??

After making MORE trouble for yourself??

The fuck is your problem dude??