Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

Their delicious looking jerky made me have to go get some jerky!!! Lol!!!

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I wonder if it's the canopy or the heightened activity due to Zane being there that really bothers Marty??

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The "green screen" joke is pretty damn funny.

Lol, when you first come across Zane, there's a tendency to question whether it's even real or not...

It's just so outrageous and unbelievable that someone is living that way. But it's real.

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Catching this live so there's no way to timestamp.

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"Ingredients: Crickets and MSG" and "Smoked cricket" are two things I just heard on this livestream.

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They're eating three each...

https://www.amazon.com/Hotlix-real-crick...B075M1W1MF

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Now Zane is arguing against the concept of bugs being nutritious.

It's true though, they really aren't. The only reason they would be is if they ate vegetation.

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Marty's in the livestream chat!!!

Lmfao. Probably an impersonator, the AV is a shovel head lmfaooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

He's serious about the Lysol wipes. I just know it.

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Maybe it wasn't Marty who told him that shit about the pissed locals. It seems like Zane keeps referring to another guy he spoke to today.

[Mister Obvious]

Valley Fever is a lung infection caused by breathing in fungal spores called coccidioides. These microscopic spores occur in the ground around Bakersfield and other parts of the Southwest. When the ground is disturbed, a person may breath in these spores and become infected.

https://www.fossilguy.com/sites/sharktoo.../index.htm

:damned:

[Mister Obvious]

Zane is freaked out about the rattlesnake and my advice to him would be at least get a fucking cocoon tent if you're gonna sleep on the ground, WTF.

Yes, Zane, there are probably more rattlesnakes.

The coyote thingy is pretty bad too though bro.

I really think there's a certain level of shelter and protection you GOTTA HAVE if you're gonna rough it like Zane does.

I dunno why he doesn't innovate and make lightweight effective gear. There's gotta be a way.

Zane said he's been classified as an "untreated schizophrenic high on meth" by the court system.

Sounds fairly accurate, except that Zane is not all that hardcore schizophrenic... it could be worse!

Zane is now discussing that he has sleep apnea (snoring) and snores himself awake/stops breathing in his sleep from tongue/throat blockage.

Now he appears to be shaking something in a bag.

His friend looks tired and slightly freaked out. Like sorta weirded out on some level about the surroundings.
Maybe I'm wrong. Probably wrong. Zane is definitely freaked out about the surroundings though and for good reason.

[Mister Obvious]

A sleeping cocoon has to be made of material that is thick enough, yet lightweight, and preferably something that could dry fast or wouldn't matter if it got wet... i.e. no cotton stuffing in it or any BS like that. This is solely to serve as a barrier.

You could make it multifunctional... store all your stuff in it, strap it on. At the end of the day, take it off and crawl inside with your bags.

So it's basically like a glorified tarp with a zipper.

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Zane just offered his friend a Lysol wipe.

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Maybe it really should just be a tarp with a zipper.

I used to check out the sleeping cocoon section on Amazon...

Pretty slim pickings and the best one was very expensive.

In the deluxe model, there should be a mesh area with a zipper covering at the face. Since the bag should be fully zippered and therefore waterproof, the solid/zipper flap has to be on the inside of the bag, so the mesh would be on the outside, leaving it exposed and susceptible to damage. You might have to put a zipper flap over the outside too. Better safe than sorry.

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It's just hard to breathe inside tarps and plastic bags in general...

So it seems to necessitate some type of material which is waterproof but breathable. Is it possible?

I look for innovation in this field!!!

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Sleeping cocoons are the logical next step in the evolution of one man tents.

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Badass moon on the rise!!!

It's so orange.

[Mister Obvious]

Badass moon on the rise!!!

It's so orange.

I wonder if Rusty and Zane are off camera sharing man love right now.

[Mister Obvious]

A romantic... red moon. ROFL?!

Pretty sure that's not romantic... pretty sure that's a bad sign.

A red moon? Isn't that an omen?

It's fiery colored. Not even just a "blood moon"... this looks like a very orange moon.