Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

THIS IS BORING.

[Mister Obvious]

At least they turned the camera back around now! Awe, these poor fellers are exhausted!

[Mister Obvious]

Wow look at the shadows they're casting behind them. That's kinda trippy. Is Rusty really spending the night!?

[Mister Obvious]

Rude Boi called in to the broadcast, and he is a good feller and very nice to Zane and Zane likes him too.

[Mister Obvious]

It's cool that Zane has guest callers sometimes...

There have been a couple cool ones in the past but I think mostly they should be rare.

I just realized that it's been cool having these other dudes chilling with Zane...

He has some good friends/viewers.

[Mister Obvious]

Zane is getting soundboarded.

[Mister Obvious]

Probably a bad idea to give out the phone number, lol.

Nah I mean, actually I'm surprised more people don't call.

[Mister Obvious]

Someone's calling claiming to be Marty lmao.

[Mister Obvious]

Wonder what Zane's gonna get up to for us today?

[Mister Obvious]

Will he take another day off filming? Will he livestream? Will he give us pre-recorded crumbs? I guess we'll see!

[Guest]

Marty scares me a bit. Zane should carry a taser cuz i dont think marty wants a new friend

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah we're gonna need proof of life today.

[Mister Obvious]

WHAT IF THEY KILLT ZANE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!!?!?!

[Mister Obvious]

WHERE IS ZANE

[Mister Obvious]

Dinner/chat scheduled for tonight!!!

At least he's giving us something!!!

[Guest]

zane and Marty should have a boxing match to decide who gets to dig the claimed area

[Mister Obvious]

Uh, no.

[Guest]

hahaha

He just admitted he was gone on a 2 day bender with Marty doing hookers and blow.. "H&B"

Which really means meth and gay sex with Marty because those losers can't afford real cocaine and they are both gay as fuck.

Well bisexual at least.

lulz

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah he did say that but then he just said that he hasn't seen Marty for a few days, so when did that happen?

[Guest]

He just realized he fucked up and shouldn't have admitted that so he pretended he was joking.

You can tell by the way he keeps sniffing that he's been snorting meth or coke recently.