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I didn't realize they had an entire channel together...
It's called "Fast Awake", 8k subs...
https://www.youtube.com/c/PandorasBoxOpen/videos
Check out this vid!
LOL @ the porno music and the totally transparent attempt to whore off Penelope's looks!!!
Legendary. Fucking legendary. Looks like Rex is doing something truly exciting again, lmfaolol.
Looks like they've been involved for at least 6 months according to that channel and who knows how long before that.
I'm sure Rex's wife knew shit was over when he went nuts for Heidi back in the day, but it still must suck for her. They've wanted to split up for at least a decade though, so whatevs.
Anyways...
Looks like there are some motherfuckers looooosing their fucking miiiiiiiiinds out there, lmfao, TRIPPIN' BALLS.
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And I mean look who's NOWHEEEEERRRREEEEEEEEE on her page. AT ALL.
Rex.
Nowhere on her page at all.
Maybe they're NOT an item??
But they totally gotta be... they gotta be. Right??
That's not like... some casual/friends level shit going on between them, that's definitely something more.
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It might be just a podcast duo. I just feel like he could do so much better. Not to be mean, because looks aren't everything I know. But... the least attractive woman I've dated blows her out of the fucking water, and Rex more or less blows ME out of the water, so I'm just doing the math here, not trying to judge the woman.
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Man this shit is so unnecessarily sexualized and whorish.
If I was Rex, I wouldn't have agreed to be involved in some shit like that.
Just because this lady gets a spray tan from head to toe (if it's real sun exposure, she's an idiot), cakes on makeup and dons a pair of whore shoes doesn't mean she's gonna be automatically accepted by Rex's audience...
A lot of his viewers just aren't that dumb.
But this ain't about his audience...
He's always wanted on TV cuz his audience has never been enough...
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I mean this shit is just cringe, and I say that as someone who's made a buttfuckload of cringe as hell content, with honestly no intention of stopping, lmao!
It is so... bizarrely sexualized. I just don't fucking get it at all.
And it's not even supposed to be a joke on its face. At least I don't think it is.
She REALLY DID WEAR that stupid shit out in the desert! She REALLY WAS walking around the airport dressed like that.
As completely ridiculous as it is, they can't be fucking serious.
Maybe Rex doesn't even realize that the whole thing was a joke?
I dunno, but the viewers are calling this shit out in the comments and people ain't really wild about it.
It's 2021. None of this shit is really a theory anymore... it deserved to be treated with a lot more respect, and it could have been done using good looking people who really believe in what they're doing and know their shit... rather than somebody simply whoring it up for an audience who ain't even looking for that.
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People in the comments are saying it's gonna be on TV.
Maybe the History channel or something? I dunno if that's true.
I don't watch TV, haven't seen the History channel in years.
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I can't imagine the History channel is gonna be showing tacky high heel shots that look like something out of the opening scenes of a porno though...
But maybe they will, who knows.
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FUCKING WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY ALWAYS SHOWING HER SHOES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1?!?
DIDN'T MAKE IT TEN FUCKING SECONDS INTO THE VIDEO BEFORE IT SHOWS HER FUCKING SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!\
WHAT THE FUCK, IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I am honest to fucking God beginning to wonder if Rex and this woman are going to do porn together.
I am 100% completely fucking serious.
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Rex is a horrible actor.
This is so fake and cringe and I honestly...
I mean, I don't think I can.
I feel like...
I feel like I can't.
I just can't.
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0:27 look at the way she's looking at Rex and talking to him...
So slutty like, has this woman done a lot of porn???
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No offense if she hasn't, but man... it's like. Intense porno vibes here all the way around.
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0:45 this statement from her alone shows that she doesn't care about or take this seriously at all, AND she's a bitch.
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This ain't a real show that is gonna be on TV, this is just some shit they made themselves.
What the fuck.
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2:10 *smashes face against keyboard repeatedly*
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Rex obviously only got involved in this because he has the hots for Penelope.
That's literally it.
So for him this is like a dream come true, but for the rest of us, it's just this heinously embarrassing atrocity.
Rex's (ex?) wife must be sooo...
Just.
I dunno.
I can't even imagine, lmfao.
And hey, heck, you know what...
Who knows what happened between him and his wife.
Maybe they had ideological differences come up during the whole 2020/CV thing.
But I don't think that had anything to do with it, Rex has been lusting after other chicks for years.
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Or maybe his wife is just fucking DONNNNEEEE and has agreed to an open relationship and is just glad she ain't gotta deal with his "45 but I feel 18" bicycler nature freak sex drive anymore...
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3:03 and everybody's like MASSIVELY pissed about the faux pas of her calling palo santo a "sage stick"...
"Sage-ing" your space is a frequently used term that can mean other methods of clearing energy too.
But it was definitely a mistake for her to refer to the palo santo as a 'sage' stick because it makes her look like a faker...
If the point of this bullshit is to inform us about ANYTHING, then she could have called that palo santo for what the fuck it is and explained THAT.
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It really didn't have to be complicated.
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Don't get it twisted...
I like Rex.
But I prefer him alone...
Just like I prefer every other YouTuber alone.
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