I am protesting cleaning my body and hair

[Randy]

I think i already feel better after 5 days of no soap or shampoo. People are aleady telling me i stink . I believe the smell is part of the beneficial bacteria and scum building up all ober. My dog and cat do not shy away from me instead they embrace the odors and this is a big vote of confidence . Perhaps all this layers of smells will keep me from getting bad virus idk but i am all in for the rest of 2021. You go ahead and embrace celibacy i choose funk

[Mister Obvious]

Been there and did that in 2018/2019 and it was fucking great.

Just use water bro.

[Mister Obvious]

What really surprised me was all the dead skin that accumulates though...

Wow! Well there must be some kinda protective function in that too.

Gotta be, right?

Anyways...

This will be one of the greatest times in your life...

Enjoy!

[Mister Obvious]

Eventually you'll start to love your stank.

It's kind of like a pet, only it's...

Your stank.

[Mister Obvious]

I recommend soaking your clothes in a vinegar/water mixture overnight to get the smell out...

It's only a temporary fix, they'll be ruined forever. But it's worth it.

[Mister Obvious]

But it's worth it.

The stank, that is.

[Mister Obvious]

Journey of the Stank.

[Mister Obvious]

Start yours today.

[Guest]

Interstellar has turned me into a complete conspiracy nut and if the government agents come knockin i will have to point to mo as my mentor

[zenba]

What really surprised me was all the dead skin that accumulates though...

Wow! Well there must be some kinda protective function in that too.

Gotta be, right?

Anyways...

This will be one of the greatest times in your life...

Enjoy!

it can be developed into a squamous patina, so i hear. wear your previous self as armor!

[Mister Obvious]

Now I shower every other day, whether I need it or not.

But for a while there, I tasted and smelled (like) freedom.

[Mister Obvious]

Interstellar has turned me into a complete conspiracy nut and if the government agents come knockin i will have to point to mo as my mentor

If they're hot you can point them to me, but if they ugly you better be thinking up another role model honey.

[Mister Obvious]

it can be developed into a squamous patina, so i hear. wear your previous self as armor!

See this is my philosophy when it comes to (not) washing my car.

It gets that protective layer of filth on it and I am convinced this protects the paint job.

[Atma]

Lots of odor talk today...

[Atma]

Eventually you'll start to love your stank.

It's kind of like a pet, only it's...

Your stank.

it helps to have a naturally pleasing body odor. Well, it's helpful to other people. It's not relevant to the stank journey I don't think.

[Mister Obvious]

You don't truly know yourself until you know your stank.

You've never truly embraced yourself until you've embraced your stank.

Indeed, the Stank Journey changes your life...

Always for the better.

I've never heard of a bad stank experience, not if it was a truly individual trek.

Never go on the Journey of Stank with another person...

At least not until you've both had your own individual Stank Journeys priorly.

[Mister Obvious]

[Atma]

I've never heard of a bad stank experience, not if it was a truly individual trek.

I don't know why, this made me laugh so hard. 

Loving the hot stank takes!

[Mister Obvious]

BTW though, OP...

There is no excuse not to wash your hair.

For real.

That's one thing I never let slide on my stank journey.

I always washed my hair no matter what...

I can only ever go like 3 days before I just cannot stand that shit anymore.

If I'm traveling and have a dry shampoo, I might be able to push it to almost a week before actual insanity sets in.

[Mister Obvious]

Case in point...