Why do my armpits smell so delicious??

[Cunting Manlet]

But I wonder if the ethnicity of the food smell is indicative of my ideal mate...

He's either Mexican or Italian!?!

I don't think its a food thing at all well in my own experience anyway.
Its just your stank is nice or not.

[Mister Obvious]

It's gotta be food.

Gotta be.

But yeah, it smells like delicious Mexican food.

In the past I've likened it to spaghetti and chili too.

[Mister Obvious]

And after I eat Subway, it smells like their bread and mustard.

[Mister Obvious]

It's definitely caused by the food.

So deceptive. I mean that's just wrong.

It's wrong for your armpits to smell like food.

[Mister Obvious]

What should they smell like instead? Fuck I dunno.

I wear Dove Powder scent...

It's like listen, I don't want to poison my sweat glands but I don't wanna go around smelling like fajitas either.

I go back and forth from all natural to faking it up for the sake of maintaining some semblance of societal normalcy.

[CUNTHEAD MURDERER]

What should they smell like instead? Fuck I dunno.

I wear Dove Powder scent...

It's like listen, I don't want to poison my sweat glands but I don't wanna go around smelling like fajitas either.

I go back and forth from all natural to faking it up for the sake of maintaining some semblance of societal normalcy.

Its kinda ya tang like you can't block it with deodorant.
Its pheromones like pollen's its not able to be blocked, but it can be treated.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah I go through cycles of wearing nothing, then trying out 'natural' deodorants, then back to the tried and true Dove which is definitely my favorite, I've always loved that powdery fucking scent lmao.

If I don't wear anything, I'm obsessively washing off my armpits throughout the day just like I obsessively wipe my face throughout the day as well. Nothing wrong with that, but when I start doing that, it just reminds me that SOOOO much of life is just constant upkeep of the body and the accessories you use with it.

[Mister Obvious]

Like I wash a lot of my laundry by hand (and air dry) just to keep it in better shape for longer, and that shit is time consuming as hell.

There wouldn't be time to do fuck all else in life if that's the way you lived every day.

This is why women do belong in the home, no matter what.