Epic Legendary Commentary On YouTuber Zane Greene

[Mister Obvious]

As far as Zane, yeah, I really get the impression that he's washed his hands of the internet, and his past online in general.

I think he's alive out there somewhere, but I don't think he'll return. I think he's let down in everyone and disillusioned with the whole nine yards.

[Mister Obvious]

Can't blame him.

[Mister Obvious]

Can anybody tell me why the fuck FOR YEARS when you search 'Zane Greene' on YouTube search, there are fuckloads of bodybuilding/fitness videos that come up??

For real.

[Mister Obvious]

Knowing his obsession and history with bodybuilders, it's gotta be on purpose.

[roobah]

Hey fuck you right in the ass, DB Hunter...

Zane's videos were 480p and that's about as high quality as a fucking video needs to be.

I've lost all respect for you now that I know you're one of those fucking video quality nazis...

You pieces of fucking filth are the most boring losers alive.

I bet you're a fucking Taurus.

The fuck out of here.

720p60 resolution... One of my favorites -- from the good ol dayz
https://youtu.be/6se3xPpmKBs

[Mister Obvious]

Fuckin' yikes, man.

Fuckin' yikes.

[Mister Obvious]

If Zane's kids ever read this...

Listen...

Do not ever accept anything even close to that for yourselves in life.

You are worth so much more, and that never has to be you.

Just have compassion for him, but don't ever think that's your destiny.

[subverted autarch]

I was going through some old storage bins yesterday and found Zane's shirt he put out a few years ago, with a hilarious b&w photo of his face making a grotesque grimace. Man I miss the old days when Zane flirts his way out of trouble with a lonely Arizona park ranger and eats raw beef with weirdos like cuervo in Border walmarts.

[DB Hunter]

I was going through some old storage bins yesterday and found Zane's shirt he put out a few years ago, with a hilarious b&w photo of his face making a grotesque grimace. Man I miss the old days when Zane flirts his way out of trouble with a lonely Arizona park ranger and eats raw beef with weirdos like cuervo in Border walmarts.

 I miss Zane and his crew of enablers, telling people
 they're jealous of his lifestyle and success.  
 Mr Big-time!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Well stated point, DB Hunter.

[Guest]

For me Zane peaked in 2017 from Slab City to when one of his trolls kept calling the cops on him during his live streams. That was real entertainment. But him deleting his channel and then reappearing on a new channel multiple times became confusing. I tuned in again earlier this year after a long hiatus. When he got fired from the fish factory in Alaska, that was just depressing.

[subverted autarch]

 I miss Zane and his crew of enablers, telling people
 they're jealous of his lifestyle and success.  
 Mr Big-time!!!

There was a brief manic period post chocolate mountain freakout when Zane was the best thing going on a particular part of the internet. I'll never apologize for watching him kill and eat a rattlesnake and make truly unique content. Obviously the past few years have been awful and boring and destructive but if you were there at the right time and with a properly detached headspace, Zane was a fount of entertainment and intrigue.

[DB Hunter]

There was a brief manic period post chocolate mountain freakout when Zane was the best thing going on a particular part of the internet. I'll never apologize for watching him kill and eat a rattlesnake and make truly unique content. Obviously the past few years have been awful and boring and destructive but if you were there at the right time and with a properly detached headspace, Zane was a fount of entertainment and intrigue.

 Did someone ask you to apologize for watching Zane?
  
 Watch his channel "The Art of Smuggling Drugs"
 You'll see fast talking Zane, pretend to be the 
 Billy Maze of YouTube. He's doing his best to,
 sell, sell, sell!!! 

 Zane, was & is a scam artist. Always looking for that
 quick cash! (Gold, agates, fish, shark teeth, coins)
 The list of nonsense goes on and on with that guy!

[subverted autarch]

 Did someone ask you to apologize for watching Zane?
  
 Watch his channel "The Art of Smuggling Drugs"
 You'll see fast talking Zane, pretend to be the 
 Billy Maze of YouTube. He's doing his best to,
 sell, sell, sell!!! 

 Zane, was & is a scam artist. Always looking for that
 quick cash! (Gold, agates, fish, shark teeth, coins)
 The list of nonsense goes on and on with that guy!

lol, if only Zane had bought eth and some shitcoins in 2017, instead of agates and shark teeth. He'd be king of texas with his kids and an army of thirsty, damaged single women and men vying for his attention.

[Guest]

So what has happened to zane? I have been watching him in and off since slab days. Did he ever go to jail? I hope he tries to clean up and be a part of his kids lives.

[Dink Beaver]

@ 2:43 this    guy   gets a sheep to pull all his homeless gear around while they graze on random property

[Mister Obvious]

Well I can't use this laptop or this phone.
Its shit.
All I can say is, Zane is gone.
And my old homie, who is in prison for 40 years.
I wonder, if Zane can get out?

I take it to mean Zane has been incarcerated somewhere. Doesn't show him on the Tarrant County inmates site though, so it's either somewhere else, or Fung is just wrong/assuming.

[The Fung Man]

Chicka he alive he my homie he hiding like Gelico from Joeys

[subverted autarch]

Chicka he alive he my homie he hiding like Gelico from Joeys

Gelico and joe from APS?

[THEFUNGBRO]

Yeah but he got 2 channels now APS and Joe does stuff I think MO should do a reviews of Joe Does stuff cos clearly he has no idea how to do drywall he may as well just fucking spray paint the house with top coat lol