True confession: I got an iPhone.

[user328]

And I’ve been posting from it.

Keep ya shirt on. My mom got a new phone, and I got her old phone. I still wouldn’t buy one for myself. A cheap Android phone is easier to use.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh cool! I see the apostrophe that is specific to iPhones, it's a giveaway when someone's posting from an iPhone. A lot of my old posts have that.

Does it have a headphone jack?? I have a few threads bitching about everything I can't stand about the new iPhones from 2017 onward, lol.

I have an Android and have been using them exclusively since 2019! They always work super well from what I've experienced. iPhones are good but gosh man, I can't stand the idea of not having a headphone jack!

[Mister Obvious]

My main two iPhone gripe threads!

"I demand that Apple bring back the headphone jack on all future iPhones"
https://www.sectual.com/thread-3568.html

"Many of the SIM card trays on all new water resistant iPhones are not flush"
https://www.sectual.com/thread-3410.html

[Mister Obvious]

Another thing I didn't prefer about the iPhone were the silly autocorrects...

My Android autocorrects "fuck" when I misspell it, meanwhile the iPhone turned all instances of "fuck" into "duck" instead!

[Mister Obvious]

Lol, I still crack up about how great it is that the device would autocorrect my misspelling of "fuck"...

Just legendary, these little devices are so fun sometimes, iPhone OR Android!

Love the 21st century, I am pleased to be here...

[user328]

It doesn’t have a headphone jack, but someone gave me a pair of Beats earbuds.

[user328]

I’m relieved to learn that they make headphone jack adapters for that little flat jack on newer iPhones.

[Mister Obvious]

It doesn’t have a headphone jack, but someone gave me a pair of Beats earbuds.

You're starting to sound cooler than me!?!?!

[THE FUNG]

I got a sore knee from punch kick the bag fucking over active immune system thinks I cut my knee off and sends white blood cells to make fluid son of a bookoo! Im hobbling now I need kisses.

[THE FUNG]

It doesn’t have a headphone jack, but someone gave me a pair of Beats earbuds.

Are they the very expensive new wifi ear buds? Or the usual shitty BT ones?

[Mister Obvious]

Im hobbling now I need kisses.

Boy did you come to the WRONG FUCKIN' PLACE?!?!?!?!?!??1!??!

[Mister Obvious]

*thwacks Fung in the back of the arm, leaves a red print*

YEAHNH *growl-grunt*

RUB SOME DIRT OWNIT BOYAH

[THE FUNG]

I be alright my chicka you get your sleep lmao

[Mister Obvious]

DONT TLLL ME WHAT TO DO

[THE FUNG]

DONT TLLL ME WHAT TO DO

LOLLLLLLLLLL THATS THE WAY ME MATE!

[user328]

Are they the very expensive new wifi ear buds? Or the usual shitty BT ones?

They have both Bluetooth and a wired plug. I hate earbuds in general, but these are pretty decent.

[THE FUNG]

They have both Bluetooth and a wired plug. I hate earbuds in general, but these are pretty decent.

The wifi ones basically have a tiny micro wifi card similar to the intel card in laptops.
They cost a lot though but are very fast bluetooth shits me its so slow.
You can get them cheaper from China but will probably stop working in 12 months when the warranty expires.

[Guest]

Put that little speaker on the newer iPhones against your bare clitoris with a good male voice and enjoy

[user328]

Put that little speaker on the newer iPhones against your bare clitoris with a good male voice and enjoy

Negative. I’ve other devices to accomplish those goals.

[THE FUNG]

Negative. I’ve other devices to accomplish those goals.

See this is boss level shit right here.
It makes me happy :)