Normal birds live only 5 or 6 years

[Fuckin Wendy]

You know like robins, starlings, blue jays , hummingbirds and cardinals

Eagles and herons ospreys and vultures can maybe reach 20 years


So why does the fucking cockatoo live for 80 years ?

The secret to crazy long lifespan is most definitely in the physiology of those crazy birds and those ocean swimming turtles that can live 200 years

Why isnt mo studying this shit more deeply and earnestly instead of smoking dope and listening to fortune tellers?

[Guest]

I will never allow mo to push me around like some kind of powerful hooker

[Mister Obvious]

Pisces...

You know what you done.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DONE.

Stay outta my head.

(I'm kidding, I permit you.)

(But only you and not other Pisces.)

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

Mockingbirds can live up to 20 years in captivity. In the wild they live up to 8 years.

I know a mockingbird that is probably about 5 years old.

[THE FUNG]

Australian Cockatoos over 100

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah I mean he raises a good point...

How can their lifespans be so dramatically different?

[THE FUNG]

Yeah I mean he raises a good point...

How can their lifespans be so dramatically different?

1000+ different reasons mate.
If you want me to start listing them you will have a very big page.
I will give you 1.
"For Australian Yellow Crested Cockatoo, it has no natural predators except humans, and aboriginals didn't eat them, they have very dangerous beaks even for lizards or snakes. Had my fingers ripped open by a few. Beaks can go through bone. And they have very sharp ripping claws."

It goes on and on.

[Mister Obvious]

I had pet birds when I was a kid and it wasn't a good fit.

They're not supposed to be pets anyway, that's just dumb.

Not unless you live on a tropical island or something.

[THE FUNG]

I had pet birds when I was a kid and it wasn't a good fit.

They're not supposed to be pets anyway, that's just dumb.

Not unless you live on a tropical island or something.

I have had pet birds too. One got his head bit off by a fox. It destroyed my mother.
But I wonder more why I like playing with fire and explosive gases?
Is it cos I know I can put it out? I am so good with explosive gasses.