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S4 E6 - "Thoroughbreds"
0:23 "Ya know... anybody can make a mistake. Every one of the men buried up here did. One tried to open the bank after closing hours. Another took on a shotgun messenger with a six gun. Another tried to palm a card dealt by a professional gambler. Maybe they deserved to die, maybe not. But when an honest man gets killed just for showing a little courage, it makes you wish nobody was allowed to carry a gun. Someday, maybe nobody will be. But meanwhile, I've got my job. Matt Dillon, US Marshal." That was a tad propagandy.
5:00 mighty lively and smoky at the Long Branch tonight.
5:40 this guy's pretty hot.
6:20 well I'm guessing this is the guy who gets killed, lmao =\
6:45 they say you can't buy love, but you can definitely buy friends.
Jump to the beginning of the episode happened again, right about the 9:00 mark.
9:15 "I got dicked real deep and hard lastnight... fella by the name of Portis."
9:28 "I'm next!"
10:20 yeah that's what I was thinking too... Matt needs to start identifying himself better.
10:55 I'ma just say this right now... riches < authority.
11:11 brands are sigils... first time I've made this connection.
12:04 yeeeeah, I think this guy might be full of shit.
13:40 roflmfaolmaolol @ the bent fork.
17:02 that's Dan Blocker, Hoss from Bonanza.
19:10 how's he gonna put him in jail??
23:46 that's some Twilight Zone shit right there.
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S3 E19
Kitty keeps her cool through all of that, then faints when it's over. lmao
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S4 E7 - "Stage Hold Up"
0:26 "I've seen a lot of men buried up here on Boot Hill, and most of 'em really earned what they got. They cheated at cards, robbed banks, stole horses, murdered innocent men, picked fights with friend and enemy alike. They lived and died as though they'd never heard of the law. And they treated me like a trespasser, like someone who had no right to interfere with their bloody little games. But I shot it out with 'em anyway. I guess I'll go right on doing it... long as I last. Matt Dillon, US Marshal."
2:17 *facepalm*
3:20 hot damn, he looks sexier than hell in this shot.
14:26 WTF was that about?
18:04 lol that's diabolical as heck... he's pretending he doesn't know what happened and he's trying to make off with the reward money.
25:00 "Man makes his dyin' by the way he lives," that's fit for a Boot Hill intro right there.
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S4 E8 - "Lost Rifle"
13:58 I guess he's trying to get a false confession out of him.
17:36 I dunno, I think this kid shot him.
18:22 this is a great scene. The subtitles are excellent this season as well.
19:00 God I wish I could live in Dodge City.
19:50 what should be done in a situation like this? The guy should scream "SPANGLER HAS A GUN AT MY BACK. HELP!" Like duh. You know SOMEONE would hear it. You could hear a spider fart in Dodge City at night. Scream his name, gun, and help.
22:30 a lot of trash got taken out in this episode...
23:10 "That explains a lot of things." Like why he's a good kid when his dad was a douchebag, lol. See, this is what I love about Gunsmoke. A lot of things are implied and somehow, we just magically know exactly what they are. Usually.
24:30 good ol' Charles Bronson... played a damn good character in this episode. He had a great life story too, narrated beautifully by Jerry Skinner in this documentary... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFraXY8hdV0
25:06 got a lil misty eyed with that ending, NGL.
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Matt's badge changed from the round style to the shield style somewhere in this season.
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S4 E9 - "Land Deal"
0:38 what the fuck are those shoes for a Barbie doll or some shit??
0:42 lmfao Miss Kitty's like "OMG SHOES"... roflmfaofraofmaflaflafoal.
1:02 "Imported From Europe" lock it up and turn it around in the middle of the road roflmfaolololol.
1:19 God Kitty's finer than hell, fuck meeeee.
1:28 "Absolutely ridiculous" roflmfaofmfaoloaolaol.
2:07 I wanna know which ones he likes the best too. I'll fill my closet with ones that look exactly like it, muwahahaha!
2:23 the way she shoves him inside roflmaololol.
6:50 this "fight" is lame as shit.
8:04 "Let loose of me, mongrel. I got my sights on some new dick!"
9:00 this is about the thirstiest display I've ever seen in all my life, and I am absolutely here for it.
9:07 "Yeeeah, she wants it."
12:28 lol it must be mating season in the Gunsmoke universe.
20:35 "I uh... fucked your wife."
24:03 she'll do just fine down at the Long Branch, and this way she might really get to fuck Matt after all!!!
Sad to think all these fineass dudes and chicks are all dead now.
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(05-18-2022, 12:36 AM)Dev Wrote: Matt's badge changed from the round style to the shield style somewhere in this season.
I never noticed!!!
I know he had to get a new one some episodes back though.
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S4 E10 - "Lynching Man"
11:15 how the hell do they know what his name was??? Did I miss something? I guess I could have, lmao, I wasn't paying that much attention, I was sewing.
16:08 shit if I had this freaky dude after me, I'd be scared as hell!
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S4 E11 - "How to Kill a Friend"
Wasn't there already an episode called this??
0:07 oh I like those opening drums. WTF, is this the same intro music?? I gotta go back a few episodes and see. ... Yup, it's new. Definite improvement.
Ohhh my God...
Dude.
What the eff??
This is fucking season 2, episode 7...
https://www.sectual.com/thread-18541-pos...#pid153924
This is...
Beyond fucking confusing right now.
Here's the episode this is supposed to be:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0594157
It's the one I watched.
Meanwhile, S2 E7 is this one:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0594155
S2 E7 is "How to Cure a Friend" and S4 E11 is "How to Kill a Friend"...
Did they fuck up on the DVDs??
The lines from "How to Kill a Friend" match up with this episode. Here's the radio show version on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk9ESF8VJhQ
This is "How to Cure a Friend"... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92uR3lQbbIE
18:30 the part where the dealer gets his hand injured... it's like out of that one episode where the dealer gets his hand stabbed. Dude oh my God I'm so effing confused. I'm serious.
It sounds vaguely familiar.
What the hell?
Well I'm not gonna watch an episode I've already seen, and this is a mystery.
I genuinely have no idea what's going on here, but...
I dunno, I guess there's no other choice but to move along to the next episode.
Is there really a mixup here? Is there really an episode missing? So bizarre.
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Mind effing blown.
I have absolutely no idea.
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That's some Mercury retrograde on steroids kinda shit right there.
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Then the DVD wouldn't play and I had to restart the computer...
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(05-18-2022, 01:53 AM)Chatwoman Wrote: Then the DVD wouldn't play and I had to restart the computer...
Legit LOL'ing right now.
Merc/ret is all up in today's ass. Hard. I guess it's yesterday now, officially. But good lord.
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S4 E12 - "Grass"
Bitchin' drum roll on the opening credits now, love it.
But yeah, the strangeness is sort of highlighted by the fact that when I was downloading the entire radio show version, this episode called "Grass" really stood out to me. I dunno why, it was just one of those things. There was another episode not too far after it called "Dirt" too. I just remember thinking those were strange titles. There may be a special message in either one of these episodes. Maybe I'll point it out if I notice it, maybe I won't... depends on what it is.
Maybe due to the admittedly similar titles on the "How to Kill a Friend" and "How to Cure a Friend" episodes, there was a mixup when the box set was made. But I swear I've seen BOTH those episodes. I dunno man. I gotta stop thinking about it though... it's one of those things there ain't gonna be an answer to for a hot minute if ever. If it was a screwup, I just hope there aren't too many more of them. I want to see EVERY episode of Gunsmoke.
4:30 they didn't even get any water like they stopped for.
8:00 they obviously want his land or something.
13:30 I really think they were funnin' this Pope guy and took it too far.
20:50 one of the better death scenes I've seen on the show... some of them aren't great. It's nobody's fault, I dunno, death scenes are probably pretty hard to do. You'd probably have to practice it a lot and who the fuck wants to do that?
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S4 E13 - "The Cast"
4:20 that's a NICE fucking house.
8:08 I dunno why they need to tell his dad that Doc was there at all. She's buried, so Rufe needs to take matters into his own hands... have the marshal leave and just don't even mention Doc was there.
9:20 man I bet this episode stopped a whole lot of people from ever holding a nail between their teeth again, lmao.
11:09 pft, Matt should just go ahead and shoot this guy. You know he's gonna have to anyway.
11:42 probably the fanciest outfit I've ever seen Kitty in.
12:28 hell, even I kinda wanna bang Kitty right now.
15:20 lmfao, Marshal Dillon's willing to shoot anything. So fucking hot. God. Why. It's not fair.
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S4 E14 - "Robber Bridegroom"
3:07 wow, I never knew Stockholm Syndrome could be instant. I can practically hear her wet cooter quivering from here.
4:40 gee this is kinda romantic.
4:48 good Lord... this is scandalous. Like really REALLY scandalous.
4:56 when a chick looks at you with her mouth open like that, it means she wants to get fucked.
6:40 Chester looks like 10 years younger than usual here.
7:10 lmao Chester is mesmerized by the idea of sleeping cars on trains... hottest new thing, apparently.
9:50 and the spark is already going out of the romance for this chick... whoever was gonna marry her dodged a bullet if you ask me. She's wishy-washy, and I think the robber dude is too good for her, just being real.
19:54 "But he's the best dick I ever had!"
20:42 lol that little blink was adorable.
22:00 looks like they got a new door.
24:57 lmao I did NOT expect that.
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S3 E30
"I don't figure it's any of your business, but since you're so nosy I'll tell you." lol
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S3 E31
Chester's hanging a picture by pounding nails through the picture frame. lol
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