Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[fungdesires]

"My wife, she is cool"

[Mister Obvious]

"My assigned agent is getting an earful tonight!!!"

[user328]

WARNING: CHILDREN LEFT UNATTENDED WILL BE SOLD TO THE CIRCUS

[user328]

"Some of my inventions weren't so great in hindsight. For example, the wasabi danish."

[fungusmindblown]

"So we are getting a bit of a Yakuza circus child abduction restaurant thing happening"

[Guest]

I just sprayed women’s perfume on my body #we are all Dylan’s

[Mister Obvious]

we are all Bob Dylan's

Agreed.

[user328]

All your base are belong to Bob Dylan.

[Mister Obvious]

Bob Dylan

[Mister Obvious]

(Okay that's enough.)

[user328]

Paul Simon time!

Paul doesn't get enough love.

[Mister Obvious]

TBH, Paul has gotten plenty of love from me.

Art's gotten even more though.

[Mister Obvious]

Team Garfunkel.

[Mister Obvious]

Art Garfunkel is the perfect human male specimen...

https://imgur.com/a/ob7MnnK

It doesn't get more attractive than that.

It's quite literally impossible.

[user328]

I shall have to look into Art more. I only know him from his association with Paul.

[user328]

https://imgur.com/a/ob7MnnK

Dat fro.

[Mister Obvious]

Art Garfunkel is the perfect human male specimen...

https://imgur.com/a/ob7MnnK

It doesn't get more attractive than that.

It's quite literally impossible.

Dat fro.

Fro of the gods.

[Mister Obvious]

All godlike beings have a fro.

We fro-less must bow down.

Froever.

[Mister Obvious]

All godlike beings have a fro.

And if you need proof...

https://imgur.com/a/mj0sKiK

[Mister Obvious]

Is it any coincidence?

No.

Fro.