I strongly dislike intros on YouTube videos...

[Mister Obvious]

I find them pointless and totally annoying.

I feel the same about outros, only they don't matter since you can just turn that shit off because the video is over.

[user35]

When the presenter starts saying, "Thanks for watching, and if you liked this video...," I hit the pause button.

[Mister Obvious]

I just want to make fun of all this fake shit...

"Thanks for watching! If you liked the video... WELL THEN GOOD!!!!!" *snarls* ... *stares* ... *awkward silence* ... *video ends*

[user35]

How about this? You're watching a long documentary, and the uploader has inserted his cheesy computer animated logo with loud, blaring music every about 1/3 and 2/3 of the way through. Then all of the comments become about the crappy presentation rather than the content. Of course the uploader doesn't care as long as he gets the clicks.

[Nb]

I hate when i watch infowars because their headline says simething like "WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE DIE DIE" ...or something like that and when i play the video it starts with him talking about his crazy bone broth or fucking dick implant suppliments. Then i ask..." Do i have time for these things if the world is ending?"

[Mister Obvious]

He's trying to rake in the bucks by selling his high quality re-branded products...

He's a smart man. And I'm still smexually attracted to him. But I can't watch his doomy shit anymore.

[Mister Obvious]

Fucking despise them.

[Mister Obvious]

Hate the stupid fucking music they put between voiceovers too.

There are serious fucking differences between people, I'ma just say that.

Who would ever do these things. Who.

[Mister Obvious]

Why.

[Mister Obvious]

Mere words do zero justice to how I feel about this.

[Guest]

I saw a good intro once. It was a song called, I WANNA FUCK YER MAN!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Bahahaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

I miss those wild and crazy days on YT. We all knew it would come to an end.

[user328]

How about this? You're watching a long documentary, and the uploader has inserted his cheesy computer animated logo with loud, blaring music every about 1/3 and 2/3 of the way through. Then all of the comments become about the crappy presentation rather than the content. Of course the uploader doesn't care as long as he gets the clicks.

YouTube itself inserts several ads at inappropriate places in videos if you don’t have an ad blocker.

The uploaders who throw shit up there for a quick buck apparently don’t even read the comments.

[THE FUNG]

Is this the time when they started the intro montage shit?
I don't remember but I tell you the hover and watch is easier to see if they just fucking clickbait.
I hated when intro montages came in and everyone said "Hi guys".
It just shit me up the wall so bad I forgot it existed.

I like some interesting random shit ive found on youtube.
But most is just an ad inside an ad inside an ad.
Its ok to advertise but stealth ads are fraud.

[THE FUNG]

Oh hey you hehehe
Anyway that monkfruit and erythrytol im taking it back.
May as well have your coffee black with no sweets.
Have to try shit first innit? hehehehehe

[panthers]

i concur...

JUST SHOW ME HOW TO TIE A FULL WINDSOR KNOT ASSHOLE, IM RUNNING LATE!