One day, while MO was sitting on my lap...

[user328]

Another time while MO was sitting on my lap out on the porch swing shinin' them revolvers, I saw our pick of kabuki brushes sell out on Amazon, and stay sold out.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0B2LX7VTC/

So now we have to find another kabuki brush.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah they are constantly coming on and off the market under new listings...

The key is to type in the product you want, click "Prime" or eligible for free shipping, then sort by lowest price.

[user328]

Bwahahaha!!! Found  a shit ton of them.

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=Foundation+Ma...ctive+Case

[Mister Obvious]

I love those fucking things.

Just got done painting some stuff with a long handled one...

They make excellent paint brushes, you'd never know they were so cheap...

Hold together super well over multiple washes and no shedding.

[Mister Obvious]

They're perfect for dusting a guitar, holy crap.

Just one example of how these kabukis are the perfect miniature duster for fine detailing and delicate items.

[Mister Obvious]

Like if you had a doll house or a diorama or something, they'd be the perfect dusters.

[user328]

I was gonna tell you guys about that one other time MO was sitting on my lap, but I got so distracted reminiscing about the way she squirmed that I forgot what else happened.

[Mister Obvious]

Hiiiiiiiiiiii, Devvvvvvvvv...

[user328]

Hello, my heart's desire.

Come sit on my lap.

[Mister Obvious]

I hunger, Dev.

What's for brunch??

[Mister Obvious]

J/k, I'm not gonna eat right now, I gotta go lay out in the sun.

[user328]

Nude, of course.

[user328]

I'll come hold your butt cheeks apart so you don't get tan lines in the valley.

[Mister Obvious]

Thank you...

I usually just spread my legs apart as far as possible and that does the trick, but I'm hidden behind a really compact area of woodsy cover and while I'm sure onlookers can't see the whole picture, they can probably see a foot dangling over the side when I'm tanning my buttcrack.

[user328]

Are the mosquitos thick in your neck o' the woods?

[Mister Obvious]

I don't always sunbathe totally nude, but I definitely prefer to.

The more clothing you're wearing, the less dispersed the sun is across your body, the more you sweat and the more likely you are to burn.

[Mister Obvious]

Are the mosquitos thick in your neck o' the woods?

Haven't encountered a single one yet actually...

I was thinking about that the other day.

I figure they will probably come along later in the year.

No problems with any insects at all actually.

[user328]

Thank you...

I usually just spread my legs apart as far as possible and that does the trick....

Yes, it does.

[Mister Obvious]

Lolol. Two good days for sunbathing coming up. I try to get out in it every day when it's feasible. I have absolutely no intentions besides correcting a lifetime of lack of sun exposure. People think you can just supplement vitamin D... that's just not the way it works. You gotta get out in the sun and let it shine on you and repair your body, like a plant. You can't just give a plant a supplement, it'd die. We do too. Putting fear into people's minds about sun exposure in a massive conspiracy against good health.

[Mister Obvious]

People think I'm "trying" to tan...

No. Just no.

Lol.

I mean it's okay if I do tan, but it's very far from being in my intentions.

I just want to do the right thing because I've dropped the ol' sun ball for most of my life up to this point.

May be too late for me but...

Just in case it's not, I'm doing the thing.