Disclosure & Attention Diversion: What are we missing, and what is the real story?

[Mister Obvious]

Touch me Bob.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

All alone with the alphabet agencies up in your phone.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cbv7mUhLFAj

What is that, like early 2000s era??

Really digging the meatier look Bob was rocking back then.

Probably for the best that he's back down to his original sleek form though, he'll probably live longer that way.

I am willing to be Bob's 1st place wife, secondary wife, or primary mistress anytime within the next ~5 years.

HMU.

[Mister Obvious]

I've fallen asleep to vintage Coast To Coast for the past 2 nights and it's been really fucking nice lol.

[Mister Obvious]

Bob is so hot. He might be the most attractive human male specimen who has ever walked the planet.

He's got it all. Good looks, mega-genius, able to build sci-fi level machinery, firsthand knowledge of ancient reality-bending advanced tech...

Quite literally a dream guy. He's amazing.

[Mister Obvious]

He MUST be added to the genius sperm bank...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-1036.html

[Mister Obvious]

What if he's the absolute pinnacle of perfection for his specific subspecies of spliced human and he's unable to reproduce?

That's hot.

Cuz that's a thing.

When you are the absolute top level best specimen from your genetic line, you usually can't reproduce.

[Mister Obvious]

It's true.

Because reproduction is all about trying to get the best possible combination.

When you get to the absolute peak and pinnacle of the genetic line, there's no room for improvement.

And of course I mean...

It's all relative, there are lots of whack, straight up retarded genetic lines out there.

But I'm just saying, eventually, you get the best of the worst.

[Mister Obvious]

Bob Lazar forever.

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He's a national treasure for sure.

[Mister Obvious]

7:10 can you imagine even being NEAR someone as smart and as badass as Bob fucking Lazar??

The energy must be insane.

[Mister Obvious]

Bob Lazar > Elon Musk. No contest.

[Mister Obvious]

He's hotter than Elon too... way hotter.

[Mister Obvious]

Now that I know men don't like it when women come on strong and chase them, I've embraced it as protection.

I used to be salty about it, but now I've realized how handy it truly is.

I can hardcore fangirl over the dudes I like the most and can rest assured that it will keep them away from me, and therefore I will be safe from sex and reproduction.

[Mister Obvious]

He's hotter than Elon too... way hotter.

Even at 60 whatever he's hotter than Elon.

[Mister Obvious]

Not that it's a contest or anything but lol. If it was... ya know.

[Mister Obvious]

And I DO think Elon is hot, I've thought he was hot since before he was as popular as he is now.

He's just not Bob Lazar level hot.

[Mister Obvious]

5:32 we can already do that naturally, Joe. Stoned ass sumbitch.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh my damn.

This is gonna be good.