Unstoppable Morgan: The Bitchin' Bronco

[Guest]

Yeah Johnny is hard to figure out... a mystery man with inscrutable motives... maybe it is just a fetish or a thrill or he just fell in love somehow... but Morgan seems like quite the expert con lady as you have noted.
She gets a gun and an iPad at least

[Mister Obvious]

And if she really didn't even have sex with him OR suck his dick???

Gurl...

GET THAT $$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

GGGGOOOOOAAAALLLLLSSSSSSS, BITTTTTCHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

And you even convinced me to simp $1 to her last week... now I'm cursed with sordid knowledge of PowerBronco's love life.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah and it's fucked up because I was HOPING that Johnny was PowerBronco instead...

But now because Marco has told us about all his NASTY conquests, he's not even hot anymore.

Which is fine since he's like an inch too short to qualify for "dating" Morgan anyways.

[Mister Obvious]

We also know that he doesn't pull out if you pressure him not to... so if Morgan really wants to spermjack a guy, she should go for Marco. It's easy pickings. At least he'd be a little reluctant, which is funner than somebody like Johnny who WANTS to reproduce.

[Guest]

Well I have to remember to cancel I don't want to be on this list of sad sacks but she owes you like a 40 cent commission lol

[Guest]

We also know that he doesn't pull out if you pressure him not to... so if Morgan really wants to spermjack a guy, she should go for Marco. It's easy pickings. At least he'd be a little reluctant, which is funner than somebody like Johnny who WANTS to reproduce.

Oh god... I wasn't really sure what was going on in that conversation but yeah it was tmi from Marco. WTF.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah I think a $1 Patreon tier is like the most brilliant thing ever.

I'm just glad she's pandering to people who are super non-committal.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.youtube.com/@MadisonClysdalee

OMG, it's another chick who looks exactly like Morgan and Nikki.

[Mister Obvious]

AND SHE'S GOT A DOG, BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I literally skipped through her video in the most effortless, uninspired, totally careless and 100% not invested way possible...

And I quickly concluded that she's more likeable than either Morgan or Nikki.

[Mister Obvious]

[TruMoShow | July 11th]
https://www.youtube.com/@UnstoppableMorgan

I'm trying to keep a running list of the things that Morgan is hinting Johnny should buy for her...

She wants a new phone, an iPad, and she wants a Yeti fridge.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh, and the land in Montana or wherever... let's not forget that one.

[Mister Obvious]

Clearly they are just some weird kinda fetishistic sugar daddy sorta situation. Like a cuck situation, but there really isn't even sex involved, at least not IRL or even on cam. I mean it sounds like a good deal for Morgan on the surface but there's ALLLLWAAAYYYYSSSSS a catch.

[Mister Obvious]

I still like Fran more than I like Morgan.

[user428]

Morgan is going into the mountains to cleanse from eating fast food. Uhhh...doesn't make sense. She's prob just gunna party out there.

[user428]

Prob try to find a couple rich guys on vacation, I'm sure.

[Mister Obvious]

I guess fast food is pretty hard to avoid when you're living a mobile lifestyle. I dunno. I usually keep beans, pickles, canned fish, soup and stuff like that on hand when I travel. Once you realize what a waste of $$$ eating out actually is, it kinda loses its allure.