I just fell down the vintage MRE rabbithole with Steve1989MREInfo...

[Mister Obvious]

38:02 you're thirst provoking enough by yourself, Steve...

[Mister Obvious]

I love having my own site where I get to talk lusty shit about dozens of internet celebrities...

It's like a magical one-way love affair without any of the dangers of real life involvement.

My natal Venus in Aquarius is pleased with living in this internet era...

Nothing but love at a distance, and that's the best kinda love.

[Mister Obvious]

I love the fact that one-way love at a distance pleases me so much, it's so fulfilling and I never have to deal with anyone physically.

It's so wonderful and it meets all my needs.

[user428]

I love the fact that one-way love at a distance pleases me so much, it's so fulfilling and I never have to deal with anyone physically.

It's so wonderful and it meets all my needs.

I don't believe you!

[Mister Obvious]

I don't believe you!

Oh, it does, Dan.

I am beyond fulfilled.

I would never do the IRL "love" bullshit ever again.

[Guest]

Okay, if you say so. -Dan

[Mister Obvious]

11:32 I thought Steve looked familiar, and I just figured it out...

He looks like the hot grown man version of Anthony Michael Hall...

https://i.imgur.com/VupCL2p.png

AMH was sorta nerdy looking when he was super young, and that's why he was cast in those legendary movie roles.

But when he got into his 20s and 30s, he was pretty hot.

Steve looks like AMH, but he's definitely a much better person, lmao, it wouldn't be hard!

[Dark Dick]

Maybe the issue is just not having enough water with the whole thing.

But I really think they need to start thinking about the soliders' aholes a little more...

I mean, come on. Really. How do you expect an army to be truly strong when their shits are rock hard and their 'rhoids have 'rhoids?

Step it up, military industrial complex.

They should market MREs to people with loose assholes.

Having rockstar turds might be a blessing in disguise.

[Mister Obvious]

Dick, you're such a fair person to see things from both sides.

[Mister Obvious]

I kinda would totally fucking eat these.

2:03 look how fine Steve has gotten, rockin' a bitchin' tan for the summer season I see.

3:50 oh man, that would suck... fuck that. Sounds like the worst kinda spy job, that's just not glamorous at all.

[Guest]

Caffeinated apple pie toothpaste? Hold me back!

[Mister Obvious]

Lolololol.

[Mister Obvious]

10:20 "He was covered in chocolate pudding."

[Guest]

Way back in the day, there was a parody of Crest toothpaste with Fluoristan.

"Crust tooth pastry with Floor Stains"

That's what that MRE reminded me of just now. lol

[Mister Obvious]

I love the weird music he uses at the beginning of his vids, sounds like a retrowave song at 0.25 speed lol.

I really dig the way he releases two videos at once lately. It's kind of unique, haven't seen too many people take that approach.

He doesn't upload for a long time, then he double taps us. Hot.

[Mister Obvious]

2:16 OMG look at that adorable little Tabasco bottle@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

I really dig the way he releases two videos at once lately. It's kind of unique, haven't seen too many people take that approach.

The two Back to the Future sequels were filmed that way.

[Guest]

Tabasco ain't gonna darken out and dry up because it has a ton of salt in it.

[Mister Obvious]

7:20 I'd put those M&Ms in my facehole.

8:08 OMG I'd facefuck the shit out of that apple cinnamon toaster pastry.

[Guest]

"What's up with that chick with all the MREs crammed into her mouth?"

"Oh, that's just MO being MO."