I just fell down the vintage MRE rabbithole with Steve1989MREInfo...

[Mister Obvious]

*loud slurping sounds ... moaning*

[Mister Obvious]

I do moan when I eat. I mean, if it's something super good, especially if I haven't had it in a long time.

Okay, that sounds... nvm.

[Mister Obvious]

I wish I was a vintage MRE so Steve would hold me in those sexy hands and put me in his mouth.

[Mister Obvious]

18:55 "I knew I was weird, but I didn't know I was this weird." Honey, same.

[Guest]

Okay, that sounds... nvm.

Nah, go ahead...

[Dark Dick]

I do moan when I eat. I mean, if it's something super good, especially if I haven't had it in a long time.

Okay, that sounds... nvm.

Fannie, I'd put you in a plastic dumpster, and toss in some MRE's and RC cola for you.

https://www.toter.com/sites/default/file...c_FELs.jpg

Wow, dumpsters are all around a thousand bucks.

It gets expensive keeping a pet.

[Guest]

Wow, dumpsters are all around a thousand bucks.

Still cheaper than a Conex box.

I think MO would look cute in a blue plastic tiny house.

[fungiscumbag]

Im sorry person dunno what I did I thought you were my friend

[Mister Obvious]

dunno what I did

Lol, how retarded do you think we are?

[Guest]

Send him to me, MO. I'll swat him around like a ping pong ball. lol

[Mister Obvious]

*htaccess redirects Fung's IP address*

[Guest]

I used to auto-Batmanse people that way. You prolly don't wanna know what that means. It's pretty sick. lol

[Guest]

Holy jumpin' jury-rig! Speaking of vintage facehole stuffing, I just found a wagyu ribeye in the freezer I forgot I had. I should look in there more often.

[Mister Obvious]

wagyu ribeye

FFFFAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAK...

*voracious moaning*

[Mister Obvious]

Wow, I just realized I've moaned a lot in this thread.

[Mister Obvious]

Well, I mean, it IS a thread about Steve after all. Moan worthy.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean just look at his arms... my God.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

When you look at Steve, you can clearly see there's a God, and that God is good.