Frank Tufano: Exposing the Vegan Conspiracy

[Dark Dick]

[Mister Obvious]

Every time I see this thread bumped, I'm like oh God, what's Frankie done now!? Lol.

[Mister Obvious]

Looks like Frankie's building an empire... proud of him, I hope he is very successful in the long term.

[Mister Obvious]

He's curated the best of the best... that's pretty cool, he does his research. So I wonder if he's gonna try to open a curation chain, with some of his own branded products included too. Like a Whole Foods type deal, but Frankie style. I don't think brick 'n mortar shopping is the way of the future... he should focus on delivery. Maybe offer pickup. The future is home delivery, with pickup eventually fading into obscurity just the same way shopping in store in person is a thing of the past now.

[Mister Obvious]

For example, WalMart needs to start opening stores that don't cater to in store shopping. They need to be solely for putting pickup and delivery orders together, with the whole parking lot just being for pickup orders only.

[Mister Obvious]

I dislike WalMart's current setup (at least at some of its stores) with the pickup parking being right in the fucking front of the store. I would never in a million years park near the front of a store. I park in the back and walk to the front. Forcing me to park in the front of the store where there are constantly a dozen people walking by, pulling out, and associates delivering goods to the car next to you... it's a chaotic mess and they need to start making pickup/delivery only locations.

[somethingelseishere]

Not to mention - if you're parked at the "back" of the lot, or farthest from the store -
there's a better chance of you being able to bail if anything fuckled goes down as
you're more likely to be closer to an exit.

[Mister Obvious]

Lol, oh my God man I forgot about the WalMart dream...

[Mister Obvious]

I went shopping in WalMart (for groceries) for like the last time I'm pretty sure. Lmao. At least for anything more than a quick run inside to pick up a basket full of whatever.

It was pandemonium, on a Sunday morning. I went at that time on purpose cuz I thought fewer people would be there, wrong. WROOONNNGGGG.

This was weeks back. Definitely not ever fucking with WalMart for groceries in person again, I may order pickup from them in the future but it's almost worth it to pay higher prices for certain items at a better quality store.

[Dark Dick]

[Guest]

meat has emotional memory that can be passed on through consumption

ever wonder why all those dark thoughts come from ?

[Mister Obvious]

So apparently this guy was the OG vegan cult leader...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/August_Engelhardt

https://history.howstuffworks.com/histor...oconut.htm

He's like the male Freelee of the 1800s.

Ain't a damn thing new under the sun.

[GXT]

Whoa one of the cocoivores got struck and killed by a falling coconut?!

Lol I'm sticking to enchiladavore diet. Clothing still optional.

[GXT]

Clothing still optional.

It is encouraged though... I'll be wearing it. But no fruits or vegetables allowed.

[GXT]

https://atomicjunkshop.com/of-breakfast-...and-cults/

Apparently cereal was started by cults. Prolly even worse than fruit cults.

[Mister Obvious]

https://atomicjunkshop.com/of-breakfast-...and-cults/

Edgerly, writing under the pen names "Edmund Shaftesbury" and "Everett Ralston," produced over 80 books about topics as varied as speech, diet, movement, acting, "artistic deep breathing," and ventriloquism. Of particular interest was his theory of "magnetism," including "mental magnetism," "personal magnetism," "sexual magnetism," and a variety of other topics, which made up the bulk of his overall philosophy of "Ralstonism." Ralston was originally derived from Edgerly’s mother’s name (Rhoda Lucinda Stone), later became the pseudonymous "doctor" name under which he wrote, and finally was reverse-engineered into an acronym of the Ralston philosophy, standing for "Regime, Activity, Light, Strength, Temperation, Oxygen, and Nature."

"Edmund Shaftesbury" lmfao, holy shit!

Man... all of those topics sound 100% right up my alley.

He also had ideas about sex, because of course he did. Among them: you should only have it once every eight days, no more, no less; young men should first have a "practice marriage" (translation: sex) with a woman old enough to be their grandmother. Then they should go off and build a career, and finally, in their 40s, they should marry a woman at least 20 years younger. See if you can guess who might have done that.

I can't argue with much about this except for the grandma part. I mean, maybe back in those days there were a lot more 40 year old grandmas though.

[Mister Obvious]

Lmao.