How are you supposed to tan your buttcrack??
There's nothing like feeling Sol's warm rays on your hoohah.
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0:36 OMG I sunbathe in the starfish position! I didn't know there was a name for it!?

Perfect for maximum buttcrack exposure BTW.
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Mainly I do it so my armpits get plenty of sun...

I really don't like it when people have a tan and their armpits are super white, it's worse than your standard tan lines or even a farmer tan.
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LOL 
Forget about tanning it, I wanna know how you get the hairs out of your actual but hole?
XXX waxing? I mean I know how you shave your pussy but in your butt hole?
That aint a place for shavers. And I think I told you once I was banging this chick doggy style and she had all her but hole hairs removed except one long one they missed.
And I started laughing kind of ruined the mood.
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Fung uses a high powered flashlight when he's having sex with people.
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He's gotta see what he's doing.
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Hearteyes 
(06-30-2023, 01:14 AM)Chatwoman Wrote: Fung uses a high powered flashlight when he's having sex with people.

You are giving me ideas, ive never actually done that, now I think I should try it.
But I have no one to have sex with, so will have to wait.
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(06-30-2023, 01:32 AM)FungGetsIdeas Wrote: But I have no one to have sex with, so will have to wait.

Tragic.
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Yoda 
No its not ive had enough to last a life time.
In fact im not even in the mood.
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Same.
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Hmmm 
(06-30-2023, 01:44 AM)Chatwoman Wrote: Same.

Do you mean you are not in the mood?
Or you have had enough sex to last a life time?
Cos im thinking its the first.
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Yoda 
Yes ive posted that before now you are being boring again  Yds
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Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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Dude...

Sol was shining *DIRECTLY INTO* my cooter today, like I swear I got penetrated.
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I've sunned my cooter before, but it's never felt so... intense.

The shit was intimate yo. I almost feel like I got laid.
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https://64.media.tumblr.com/6c5fe885fea2...603eee.jpg

This looks like the same white sand dunes you went to, Fannie.

The white sand will also reflect the sunlight back at you.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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https://64.media.tumblr.com/83c34785c409...c31d71.jpg

Just add sunglasses.
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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https://top-of-nines.tumblr.com/post/716011450873839616
Hands Up!  Panties Down!
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