Kelli In the Raw: Gods/Goddesses, Spirit Guides, Angels... They're ALL Reptilians!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Seems like a conspiracy as fuck.

Like AS FUUUUUCK.

You CANNOT discuss poisoning dudes (or ANYONE) by any means.

This can't just be casual public discourse. It's dangerous and totally not okay at all.

[Mister Obvious]

I think these dumb hoesz are being set up.

[Mister Obvious]

I really do.

I think they're falling right into a trap disguised as "freedom" for them but actually leading to even more oppression.

[Mister Obvious]

Designed by dudes.

But dudes who are GUARANTEED not hot at all.

No hot dudes would ever come up with a scheme like that.

Only ugly old dudes would come up with that.

This is why you never fuck ugly.

[Mister Obvious]

Thing is...

Just like how MGTOW and the dudes who spread that cancerous ideology ended up stealing women from the lameass dudes who tapped out of the game...

The stronger women are gonna come in and steal the men from these weak females.

So there's gonna be more dudes for the taking, which is fine with me.

They can ALL come to me.

Send them my way.

[Mister Obvious]

I want all the men, 18 thru 85.

Bring them to me.

[Mister Obvious]

If you don't want them anymore, bring them to me and fuck off.

[Mister Obvious]

Even if they don't want to fuck or none of them are attracted to me, I will cook them meals. I'll even feed it to them. Bring me your men, bring me their laundry. Bring them to me. Bring it all to me.

[Mister Obvious]

I'll take care of these poor dejected men. All I ask for in return is semi-naked cuddles if we're not gonna fuck.

[Mister Obvious]

Or we can hold hands. I'd rather play hide the sausage, but I'll settle.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

I AM kinda motherly toward dudes though.

I dunno if they like that or not.

I also don't care.

I like to be motherly but also grind my cooter on a nice lap.

Didn't Freud say dudes wanna fuck their moms??

Why wouldn't it work out then??

Can't I be motherly and still fuckable?

[Mister Obvious]

I literally don't even have children. Like at least there's that.

Are all of these discarded men going to enjoy being ignored and shat upon by chicks??

I've posed this question before.

Do men actually just love it when women are mean to them, dismissive of them, ice cold cunts??

I think they do, but they're not gonna get that shit out of me. So fuck 'em.

But I'll still give them the mom/wife package. I'll still do all the things, as long as I get a hard squeeze and a nice sustained humping session every now and then.

I don't even ask for much, I really don't.

Come over, bring your dirty clothes, let me cook you some dinner and do the laundry. Pay me in sperm.

[Mister Obvious]

I need a rotation of dudes who come and let me take care of them and play with their balls, but then they leave and we don't see each other again for a long time.

[Mister Obvious]

Chest hair.

[Mister Obvious]

All she does now is play with her friggen dog and talk about how men shouldn't exist.

I can't stand it when people are distracted with their pets or their kids in their videos, it's so fucking annoying.

Like no one cares about your dog. For real. At all. And I think she's feeding the dog a meatless diet too, which is extra stupid.

TBH, if that's true, somebody should call animal services on her.

Regardless, she needs a reality check. Listen lady, we don't want men to not exist.

Your 50-something ass can sit there and talk all day and night about how men should disappear, but those of us who AREN'T dead just ain't gonna agree with you.

Get a new shtick.

[Mister Obvious]

She's become ummm, unrelatable. As fuck.

[Mister Obvious]

Out of all Kelli's eras, this is by far the craziest she's ever been.

[Mister Obvious]

Not a fucking fan.

[Mister Obvious]

Men have always been Kelli's bread and butter.

When she was first coming on YouTube in bikini tops showing herself in the shower or cooking some shit, she sure the hell wasn't pandering to women.

She's being hypocritical.