I just fell down the vintage MRE rabbithole with Steve1989MREInfo...

[Dark Dick]

[Mister Obvious]

Oh FUCK YEAH.

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Steve's gotta be one of the hottest dorks who ever lived. Like yeah, he's definitely got some kinda mental problem, but at least he's super hot.

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He's like absurdly sexy. And really nice too. At least he SEEMS nice.

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Imagine if Steve was an asshole. He'd be so much less hot.

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I want that freeze dry machine.

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Steve is so fucking cool.

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He even labels and prints the contents on the packages... he's really gone all in on this.

It'd be cool if he could sell these, but there really is a bunch of red tape around that. Otherwise I'd be cooking and baking and selling the shit. Pretty sure I've talked about this.

He has a passion for MREs. It's so fascinating.

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Otherwise I'd be cooking and baking and selling the shit.

I really would, it'd be great.

I think it'd be cool to have a restaurant that is a bunch of prepackaged stuff, with no seating and only open like 3 hours a day, and the rest of the time is spent cooking and mailing out orders.

And of course you'd live there too.

So buy like an old super small restaurant that you could turn into a storefront with a shipping area and living unit.

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So you'd get up super early and cook a bunch of stuff, then package it up and put it in the storefront and a bunch of assholes could come and buy it, or don't, fuck them.

The whole point is just to have the kitchen and the packaging area so you can mail shit out.

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I mean if you were mailing stuff out, it'd really have to be baked goods exclusively. Shit would be complicated if you had to keep it frozen or something. This is why we need mail drones, you could deliver people hot meals at least locally.

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Baking isn't as great as actually cooking though. But I'd still do it. I'd probably make bread. The world has enough sweet shit. It has enough bread too, let's be real. But at least bread is useful. I think bread is universally loved.

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And this is a 4 year old video, but he just uploaded it. Which makes me wet.

I remember him saying he has a bunch of old videos.

That's how much effort he puts into this stuff though.

There's no time limit on this shit... we're telling the story of our lives here.

And Steve's life apparently happens to revolve around MREs, but yo, I respect that.

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The guy has 2 million subs, people love this guy.

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I think it's largely cuz he seems so wholesome and harmless.

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Steve is super unthreatening.

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He's prolly a pervert though. There's gotta be SOMETHING wrong with him.

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16:10 he's creaming his drawers bragging about making homemade eggnog like bro, how hard can that shit be?? It's just eggs and some kinda milk right?? No idea, don't care.

I've sworn off eggnog and custard, I will never drink that shit again... since the incident.

Freeze drying is better than dehydrating. Seems sorta unnatural though. It's almost scientific, it's like some kinda dorky science experiment. I can see how it'd be a fun hobby.

23:40 "Has that ever happened before?" Yes, Steve. I regret to inform you that it has. And yes, it causes food poisoning.

Dude... I'm only half way through this shit.

[Dark Dick]

[Mister Obvious]

New Steve video? Oh fuck, man, thank God.